IT'S PEANUT BUTTER DCOM TIME!!!

The dancing banana was an integral part of the exquisite emoticon mosaics I used to create at the Fucked Company board before it disappeared.  Which is just one of the many things that make me the most wonderful person on earth.

The posting of this gif may seem a complete non-sequitor. But consider... Both Pacman and the dancing banana are yellow. Both are animated. Coincidence? I think not.

Pacman's mate was Mrs. Pacman. In an abstract form of pixelated prostitution, Mrs. Pacman earned a 5000 point bonus for each banana she gobbled. Shocking but true.

Zaster, it's Ms. Pacman, not Mrs. Pacman.

Pacman and Ms. Pacman were never married, which is a good thing because that would wreck the sanctity of marriage.

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Zaster, it's Ms. Pacman, not Mrs. Pacman.

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A dazzling display of logic, niteowl.  We are in grave danger.

Oh my God! What about all their little illegitimate Pac-children!?

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niteowl wrote:

Zaster, it's Ms. Pacman, not Mrs. Pacman.

Pacman and Ms. Pacman were never married, which is a good thing because that would wreck the sanctity of marriage.

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Then why do they have the same name? Is Pacman fucking his sister?

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Then why do they have the same name? Is Pacman fucking his sister?

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Thank you.

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umunhum wrote:
Thank you.

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You are banned from replying to my threads.

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dcomposed wrote:

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Do you know what that shit is?

gibberish, all of you are turkeys

my girlfriend's a turkey

i get sleepy whenever i eat her out

count it!

don't use your teeth she might deflate.