And the nominees are...
crackpanther, for making a joke about Ryan Seacrest and NAMBLA (I think).
umfumdisi, for "Kramer VS Remark"
biped, for "Who put the 'Count' in Country?"
HCRoyal, for telling the bitter truth
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Congrats, umfumdisi, for actually getting the point of the contest. Not that the rest of you didn't, but... you didn't.
Better luck next year. Goodnight everybody!