Alright, gang. It's getting to be awards show season, and we all know what that means. Dumb hosts with lame jokes, and brain-dead winners with half-baked acceptance speeches.

So here's what I want:

OPC #29: Temp Late

by PrimoOoze1138, 1-12-07

Take this panel and make either the host or winner actually funny for once. Have the host tell some really tasteless joke, or give the winner a really bizarre speech. Funny, weird, whatever. Wow me.

All I ask is that you keep the background the same. You can make a series if you'd like, so long as each is still one panel.

I'll be judging these soon.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Okay, here goes.

Dont Blame me Though, these are my first ever Comics.

 

OC #29: The Nominees For....

'...and the Nominees for Worlds Greatest Lesbian Actors are...' Mum?

by The_Nugget, 1-13-07

 

OC #29: The Nominees For....

'... the Nominees For best Transexual Actoresses are...' Betty?

by The_Nugget, 1-13-07

OC #29: The Nominees For....

'...and the Nominees for Worlds Greatest Lesbian Actors are...' Mum?

by The_Nugget, 1-13-07

I Know pretty Lame.

 NOTE: On the First one i was supposed to put Actoress, not Actor.

Not bad, not bad.

I oughta point out here that you all can switch out the guy on the right side if you feel so inclined.

So, Nugget, if you want another go at it, feel free to do so.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

OPC 29

I'm sure you're all wondering who the winners will be tonight. The answer is no one who actually deserves an award.

by HCRoyall, 1-13-07

OPC 29

And the winner for best nude scene is... Janine McSlut! There are so many people I'd love to thank, but most of all my plastic surgeon for upping my boobs one more size!

by HCRoyall, 1-13-07

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A one panel comic in three panels: opc29 by arbi 1-13-07

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/ showthread.php?postnum=240904 I havent been able to get onto stripcreator lately.. they needed this room for the OPC awards show. For best life imitating art award, it's Bill Clinton for his satyrical portrayal of John Travolta's role in Primary Colors, and whoever that was in Wag the Dog. For "passions .. of.. the .... christ", it's Billy Shatner. Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?

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woof

OPC 29: Who Put The "Count" In "Country"?

And the winner for "Scariest Androgynous Country-Western Singer"--for the 15th year in a row--k.d. laing! Hey, you're kinda cute...got a sister?

by biped, 1-14-07

OPC 29: Marlee Matlin's Interpreter Is Mad At Her

She says, "You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes."

by biped, 1-14-07

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm seeing a few good ones here, but I know you guys can give me something funnier.

Keep tossing 'em out. There's still plenty of time before judging.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

OPC

In the year 2008, hopefully. Thank you all for making this the best MANBLA awards show ever! Seacrest...OUT!

by crackpanther, 1-16-07

OPC 29: Kramer vs Remark

And the "Honky of the Year" Award goes to...Michael Richards! I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. And the niggers.

by umfumdisi, 1-17-07

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If Movie Gangsters Won Awards

And the award for best actor in a drama that is more like a comedy goes to...Joe Pesci in Goodfellas!!! Whaddya think? Im a fucking clown? Im here to amuse you?

by CP, 1-21-07

OPC 29.

Sorry.  Newbie. 

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Don't you wish your mother was hot like me?

Alright, I'm putting you all on notice:

Judging will take place on Friday.

If you've got more comics for me, now's the time.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Judging's tomorrow night, kids.

Bring 'em on!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

And the nominees are...

crackpanther, for making a joke about Ryan Seacrest and NAMBLA (I think).

umfumdisi, for "Kramer VS Remark"

biped, for "Who put the 'Count' in Country?"

HCRoyal, for telling the bitter truth

And the winner is...

umfumdisi, for "Kramer VS Remark"!

by PrimoOoze1138, 1-26-07

Congrats, umfumdisi, for actually getting the point of the contest. Not that the rest of you didn't, but... you didn't.

Better luck next year. Goodnight everybody!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Yeah, I got it. I chickened out of making that comic the first time. The second time I said "What the hell?" and did it. It's Michael Richards' dumb mouth, not mine.

I'll try coming up with something soon. For those in the mood for a new umfum contest, go check out FTC 104.

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