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matclarke
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I'll kick your ass for free on my day off...

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1-20-07 12:39am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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Ill fuckin sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and FEEDING YOU!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

1-20-07 2:31pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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i'll feed you taco bell and solder your mouth to your asshole then sit back and watch the circle of life

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what if nigger meant kite

1-23-07 9:36pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I'll shove a flagpole up your ass and salute the shit out of you.

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1-24-07 11:12am (new)
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matclarke
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BOORITE YOU CUNT!

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1-24-07 2:24pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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You don't scare me, Mat. I know Tae Bo bitch. I've personally trained with the master of Tae Bo, Billy Blanks. Not actually with Billy Blanks himself, but I've watched every one of his tapes. I haven't literally watched every one of his tapes, but I've seen the infomercials many times while channel-surfing for early morning soft-core porn. And I'm pretty sure I could do that stuff. Some of it, anyway. You'll find out. Bitch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

1-27-07 6:01pm (new)
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kaidenrocks
Junior Comic Technician

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Ill feed you DEL TACO,man that shit is horrible

4-01-07 8:58pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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It's like sebra only without the innocent charm.

4-01-07 11:28pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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as a rule i don't like hitting people, but tonight i enjoyed it immensely.

have fun with that jaw, prick.

 

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Kill Whitey.

4-02-07 2:00am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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I will give you SUCH a makeover that wealthy Asian businessmen will fly at you cock-first to make love to your face!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-22-07 7:08pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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mikey g?!

 

no freakin way

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4-24-07 10:57am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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The G stands for "God I hate him".

5-18-07 7:39pm (new)
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matclarke
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wHY YES, YES HE IS.

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7-26-07 9:41am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Faces of a million hells
Rage inside these veins
Pounding out deserved pain
To anyone in need
Am I beast or am I human
Am I just like you
Power seething
Really reeling
Reaching out for you
Am I a cunt?
Need to know

Am I a cunt?
Need to know

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

7-27-07 6:38am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I wrote a song about it too

with a night in jail
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1

VERSE 1
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well, quite....
you cunt
and the lab says it's liquefied cock-rot
LOOK AT THE STATE OF YOUR HAIR!!

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

VERSE 2
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wah wah wah
but hold the trouser mayo
HE DIED ON HIS ASS
and he'll put up no fight at all

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

BRIDGE:
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The ice cream van's coming
please fuck a rat in your cunt
A CUNT'S BEST FRIEND

VERSE 3
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lodged fast up your barrow-clough
Virtual reality
I'm just a little egg bound I think
Dad what are you doing in here

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

http://www.officeweasel.com/songthing.php

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7-27-07 11:37am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I HATE YOU
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1 VERSE 1
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WELL FUCKING TOUGH LUCK
Ah yes
like so-called Mexican jumping beans
YEAH RAPE IT, RAPE IT!
Hey there Katie

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 2
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a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 3
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DID YOU LIKE IT FATHER RAPESEED?
through these woods
this morning
Some cunt's just nailed me upon high.
can I or can I not

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

7-27-07 12:27pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm

Careful -- I think Korn has a copyright on these lyrics.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

7-27-07 11:44pm (new)
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matclarke
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I say cunt.

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10-15-08 9:36am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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I have only one thing to say to Mat Clarke:


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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

10-16-08 7:23am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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till that picture i'd totally forgotten about that Hitler Metroid level

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what if nigger meant kite

10-16-08 8:15pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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I like the scene when Hitler and Samus get it on!

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I dumb :D

10-19-08 11:12pm (new)
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ftc
Stripcreator's Big Boss

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I think he's a nice guy. If I could, I'd hug him at least twice a day. At least.

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Poo perhaps?

10-22-08 3:58pm (new)
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