If you swallow, he'll grant you eternal life.

With a picture like that, I can't see how the church can say God hates gays with any credibility.

Jesus that's gay.

So is Jesus gonna fuck that sheep before or after he gets blown by the four year old?

Step 1. Get a lamb and hollow out it's leg.

Step2. Put you cock in the hollowed out lambs leg. 

Step3. Get a child to hold that leg.

Step4. I don't know. Push your hips about a bit?

Who's up for some Jesus juice?

"Yes Timmy, if you keep doing that I will rise again and this time it wont take 7 days."

For some David Koresh will remain a prominant figure of freedom from the tyranny of the U.S. Government, the bane of Organized Religion, and a martyr for N.A.M.B.L.A.