OK, my first attempt at making a competition...

I dj sometimes, and the mad requests and situations that you encounter are endless...

So Basically, just make a one panel comic about somebody asking the DJ something...

Sort of like this...

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: ASK THE DJ...']

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: Hey Mr. DJ Put a Record on']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: You're a DJ ain'tcha?']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'OPC (XX) - Third Times The Charm']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: All of the times.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: I haven't eaten in
years.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC in three panels']

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woof

Immediate disqual for 3 panels, but wanted to post.

[Click to view comic: 'DJ Fiddles']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

It doesn't say in the rules that you can't use more than 1 panel. Lucky wins!

Anyways, here's my entry (as always, if I win then give someone second place and they can make the next comp):

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35']

That's a true story as well, I bought a "Gregorian Masters of Chant" CD about 5 years back and Phil, a DJ friend of mine bought a copy after he saw mine.

At a gig shortly after I had another friend, Jason, go up to him and ask for gregorian chanting. Phil got all excited that someone actually asked for it, but then Jas told him he only wanted traditional chanting, not covers of modern songs.

Then Jas stood there harrassing him for about 10 minutes that he "Has to have some traditional Gregorian" and being as difficult as possible.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

In a competition called "OPC" for "one panel comics", is it necessary to have a rule that specifically mentions that there should be only one panel per comic?
If this isn't implied, why have this competition in the first place?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Holy crap, I'm the guy who cooked this thing up? I've got a memory like a sieve. I went to see why we did have this thing in the first place, turns out it was to make use of the new one panel feature Brad set up for donors. And to honour Gary Larson, apparently. And you judged it. How about that.

Anyways, I realised Lucky was ineligible when I posted, that was just my way of saying his strip is awesome.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35 : Hey Mr. DJ I Thought You Said We Had A Deal']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'op35: dj's usually lose some of their hearing...']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj jazzy jeff']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj cow']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj computer chair']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj turkey sandwich']

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj housefire in 'it's good to be dj housefire'']

[Click to view comic: 'opc35: dj hand binoculars'] 

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what if nigger meant kite

finn34

Quit giving St. Louis a bad name. If you hate it so much, Indianapolis is currently scouting for non Mexican residents. You must have one of those HD radios, I've never heard anything like that on the radio, and usually it's just one DJ at a time unless it's a morning show.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka Quit giving St. Louis a bad name. If you hate it so much, Indianapolis is currently scouting for non Mexican residents. You must have one of those HD radios, I've never heard anything like that on the radio, and usually it's just one DJ at a time unless it's a morning show.

shit. i left that st. louis narration in there. that was not supposed to be in THIS comic.

i was making one about how annoying JCCochran is, but i guess i fudged up.

 correction coming soon

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

attitudechickast. louis has had a bad name since tommy herr

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what if nigger meant kite

finn34

 Carry on then.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

Carry on then.

it was gonna be something like "i'm AM with a BM"

or some other poop joke.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35 : AM in the BM']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 35: Bob's Psychedelic Lunch']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.