RCL no. 1509 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-07

...and this will be your room. I'll have a bed put in here as soon as possible. GARY NOT NEED BED. GARY NOT NEED SLEEP. GARY JUST NEED TO EAT HUMAN FLESH... Uh-oh... Better think fast! In that case, I'll need two months rent up front, and five references... GARY ATE REFERENCES...

RCL no. 1529 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-07

[ *CRUNCH* ]   !   [ *munch, munch* ] [ *gulp* ] YECCCHH! What just happened?

RCL no. 1536 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-07-07

*ick* Gary... I'm getting VERY concerned about you... *ACK* You spend all your time down here in the basement. And, as far as I can tell, you NEVER sleep... GARY NOT NEED SLEEP. GARY JUST NEED TO EAT HUMAN FLESH. Be honest with me, son... Are you smoking the marijuana?

RCL no. 1549 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-09-07

That one there will your cubicle, Gary... GARY NOT NEED CUBICLE. GARY JUST NEED TO EAT HUMAN FLESH. Uh-oh... Better think fast! How would you like to work in the collections depart-ment, calling on indigents who refuse to pay their past due bills..... ...in PERSON? MMMMM... GARY LIKES THE TASTE OF INDIGENT FLESH.

RCL no. 1559 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-07

...and that's when I starting using Gold Bond for junior's diaper rash. *ick* Huh? *ACK* What do you mean the murder victim is now standing up behind me? GARY MUST EAT HUMAN FLESH.

RCL no. 1569 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-14-07

*ick* So... How you like it here in Bejiing, Gary? GARY NEEDS TO EAT HUMAN FLESH. But, you just ate five Chinamen! AFTER EATING CHINESE, GARY HUNGRY AGAIN TWENTY MINUTES LATER. Y'know, Gary... You could single-handedly solve the population problem here!

RCL no. 1579 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-15-07

*ick* You must be Gary, my blind date... *ACK* I have to say, meeting you in a graveyard seems a bit odd. I'd rather have met you at your home! THIS IS GARY'S HOME.   ?

RCL no. 1582 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-15-07

It was nice of you to visit us, Gary. *ick* And, I want to thank you for eating Grandma... *ACK* I've been trying to get rid of that whore for YEARS!! *BUUUUUURRP*

RCL no. 1589 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-17-07

Hey, Gary... *ick* We're all going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza. Wanna join us? NO THANKS. GARY NOT FEELING WELL. GARY HAVE UPSET STOMACH. Must have been SOMEONE you ate... Ha, ha! AS IF GARY NEVER HEARD THAT LAME-ASS JOKE BEFORE!

RCL no. 1604 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-04-07

...AND THAT'S WHEN GARY DECIDED TO STOP EATING MEXICAN. THEY MAKE GARY HAVE TO SHIT NONSTOP. Interesting. By the by... What do you think of my new tie? GARY DON'T EAT THAI, EITHER. TOO SPICY. MAKE GARY'S ASS BURN ALL DAY LONG. Gotcha. Anways... How do I look? NICE WIG, FATSO. Hmmmm... In my judgement, this is conclusive evidence that flesh-eating zombies are nothing but self-centered pricks!

From now on, I am going to try to work "Nice wig, Fatso" into my conversation on a daily basis.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

LOL!

RCL no. 1605 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-06-07

Gary, I've got some bad news... *ick* Your parents' house burned to the ground, with them in it... *ACK* There's nothing left but their charred bodies! MMMMM... HOME COOKING.

I like these comics... but don't force them out.  That last one was sub par.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Well, Gary's dead...he's all messed up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

not_Scyess

Actually... When I force them out, I'm usually way above par (or are we not talking about golf?)

 Thanks for the feedback, though.  Duely noted.

RCL no. 1606 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-07-07

What's wrong, Gary? GARY SO LONELY. GARY HAS NO FRIENDS. Maybe, you're trying to FORCE yourself on other people... *ACK* That, and you tend to eat everyone you meet. *burp*

RCL no. 1607 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-09-07

!   [ *CRUNCH* ] [ *munch, munch* ] What just happened? [ *gulp* ] YECCCHH. THAT TASTED LIKE ASS.

RCL no. 1610 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-11-07

"Oh...my...GOD!" *ick* "It's Gary, the flesh-eating zombie! RUN!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" WHAT?

RCL no. 1618 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-16-07

I'm done with all the testing, including the electronic shock anal probe, sir... *ick* The test subject was unresponsive to all stimuli, including what we found to be the most painful to these earthlings... *ACK* Also... I can't find the other human test subject with whom he was sharing the same holding pod... *BURP*

RCL no. 1626 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-26-07

Okay, Gary... I've injected you with the experimental serum, which should help curb your cravings for human flesh... *ick* Tell me, Gary... Do you still want to eat people? GARY WANTS TO GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL PET CEMETERY AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF DEAD CATS. Hmmm... Well, at least you no longer have the cravings for human fle- THEN, GARY WANTS TO GO TO MICKEY-D's AND ASS MUNCH THE FRY COOK.

RCL no. 1630 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-27-07

*ACK* "GO TO SLEEP, GARY! IT'S THREE FUCKING A.M. AND I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNING!!" OKAY. GARY TRY. ZZZZZZZ [*snort* ] ZZZZZZZ [*snort* ] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ [*snort* ] DAMN. GARY FORGET HOW TO SLEEP.

RCL no. 1634 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-02-07

*ick* That there is the "latest and greatest" in zombie wear... GARY NOT A ZOMBIE. GARY JUST LIKES THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. Which pretty much makes you a zombie... P'SHAW. AS IF. I see living dead people. They don't know that they're the living dead.

RCL no. 1669 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-28-07

(In a lame attempt at another cross-promotion of two on-going characters, we now present, "Mr. Happy meets Gary, the Flesh-eating Zombie"... ) Welcome, to KFC... May I take your order? GARY WANTS A BUCKET OF THE COLONEL... Okay... Do you want your chicken to be original or extra crispy? NO CHICKEN, FUCKFACE. GARY WANTS A BUCKET OF THE COLONEL. Um... I don't get it. SANDERS, DUMB-ASS. GARY WANTS A TWELVE PIECE BUCKET OF COL. SANDERS. AND, THROW IN SOME EXTRA BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

RCL no. 1748 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-26-07

*CRUNCH* *munch, munch* [ gulp ] I didn't know you flesh-eating zombies ate park benches, too... DOCTOR TOLD GARY THAT GARY NEEDS MORE FIBER IN GARY'S DIET.

RCL no. 1751 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-02-08

Check out this awesome new video game I just bought, dude! It's got murder, mayhem, disem-bowment and rape! GARY LIKES GRAPES. THEY MAKE A GOOD PALLATE CLEANSER AFTER EATING A CAMBODIAN AND GARY WANTS TO TRY NIBBLING ON A JAMAIC- "CUT! For the last time Gary, it's not grape; it's RAPE, got it? Now, take it from the top, you stupid zombie!" ...and rape! GARY LIKES RAP. GARY LIKES RAP-PING OLD SCHOOL WID ICE-T. KNOW WHAT GARY SAY-IN', HOMEGROWN? "CUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!" WHAT NOW, FUCKFACE?

RCL no. 1755 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-10-08

So, you're NOT going to eat me? NO. GARY DOESN'T LIKE CLOWNS. CLOWNS TASTE WEIRD. Funny. FUNNY? The joke is "clowns taste funny". PLUS, THEIR BIG, FLOPPY SHOES GIVE GARY THE "RUNS". HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...

Is it wrong if I say I really hope this zombie series 'dies' a quick death?

Cre8tive13

Is all you do on this sight is talk shit about my comics?  Why don't you go crea8s ome of your own comics, or better yet, get a fucking life?