For OPC 37, give us a single panel of a news story being reported by a live reporter. You don't have to use the guy with a mike, any character can be your journalist.

Must be new comics. Photoshop is fine. Enter as many times as you like.

Extra credit phrase: extreme measures

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

OPC 37: Extreme Measures

...and in a DESPERATE ATTEMPT to avert CATASTROPHIC DISASTER, EXTREME MEASURES have just been-- Sorry, folks, we're out of time. Stay tuned for "Howdy Doody."

by biped, 5-22-07

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OPC37, part one

...where his testicles were mauled by enraged wolverines. In other news, our newsroom correspondent is on the scene at a recent robbery. John? Thank you Sean. Apparently a man in a McGruff costume injected himself with heroin in front of the security cameras and then proceeded to rob all the stores in this outlet mall. Police are baffled.

by HCRoyall, 5-23-07

OPC37, part two

Your thoughts, Jane? Wow, Sean. Sounds like our city sure has gone to the dogs.

by HCRoyall, 5-23-07

OPC37, part three

Jane, you ignorant cunt. Indeed, John. Indeed.

by HCRoyall, 5-23-07

Hah! I have broken the rules without breaking the rules!  OK, I was just trying to get the joke in without a disqualification.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 37

And for live coverage of the Chinese New Years parade we go to our own Ming Xiao Ping. Ming? Me janitor!

by crackpanther, 5-24-07

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Hey, I'm sposed to judge this!

Biped wins! Conspiracy!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker