Being a comic competition judge is hard because you have to think of rules. And when the time comes, every great contest idea you ever had is gone, unless you write it down somewhere. So the theme of this contest is judging and all its perils.
Rules are as follows:
1. Someone must be judging something. (Duh) Anything from a wet t-shirt contest to a triple murder trial. Art critics will be accepted as judges, but it may not be beneficial when it comes time for my judgement.
2. The phrase "conclusive evidence" should be included in there somewhere.
Fairly easy, I like to keep it simple.
Extra credit rule 3. Heavily imply or outright state that the judge is wearing a wig to pronouce to his/her audience that he/she is indeed the judge. Clarification: the judge doesn't normally wear a wig in his/her everyday life.
I will take over my judicial duties of this contest on Monday, June 11th unless interest and submissions are so poor that I decide I'd rather just put this contest out of its misery.
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Mediocrity at its most average.
