Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #5:

Conspiracy!

That's it! When inspiration hits, you can add to the dialogue/thought balloon, if you wish, but Conspiracy! must appear all by itself in a sentence.

Bonus situation - walking into the condom aisle at your local pharmacy and seeing a magnifier hung there for the use of the patrons. I just saw that today, and there's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

So the contest has been running for more than two weeks and I all can come up with is this? Sad, I admit. But I thought I´d give it a try anyway. There´s not that much competition, hehe.

/comics/DrMorton/399559/

/comics/Xuanwu/399610/

Breaking the rules for fun and profit...

/comics/NooniePuuBunny/400540/

This one was actually random.

/comics/Xuanwu/400640/

/comics/biped/400650/

/comics/astek/403194/

Here is mine. I couldn't think of a lot to do with this. Sorry if it sucks.

This is the first thing that came into my head. So hopefully it's alright.

/comics/Milez72/405267/

Wow, has it been three months already?

The win goes to Xuanwu for Disbelief Man 9!

Yay for a win by breaking the rules!