El_Phen
Does not play well with others.
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A few from way back, still funny though.
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On the first day of school, a young Stuart encounters a black person for the first time.
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| Hello, my name's Gupta, what's yours. | |
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| Stuart. Why is your skin a different colour than mine? | |
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| Well, both my parents aer this colour so I guess that's why. | |
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| What else is different about you? | |
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| Yes, my cock's so big it could choke a donkey. From what I've heard yours couldn't satisfy a Chinese hamster. | |
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After meeting someone from an ethnic minority for the first time, Stuart is then approached by another young lady originally from the Middle East
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| Hello, my name is Stuart. what's yours? | |
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| I am Gupt-ette, my family have just moved here from Saudi Arabia | |
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| You're really pretty, would you like to come to my house some time? | |
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| No thanks, firstly you aren't a muslim so it would be very difficult to persuade my family to let me see you... | |
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| Secondly, my family are rich so we can buy and sell your sorry arse without blinking. Thirdly, I was just speaking to Gupta and you're hung like a doormouse in a fridge while he's got a HUGE schlong. | |
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After not getting along to well with his fellow classmates Stuart makes a last ditch attempt to integrate with others...
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| Right, you're not an Arab or a black kid are you? | |
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| What? Speak English Arsehole! | |
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| £$"%"$@:~>~{ could fuck a doormouse and not touch the sides~:~{:£"$"£ | |
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| Fucking...What the hell are you anyway? | |
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