DRUGS!!!  DRUGS!!!  DRUGS!!!

Hey, that reminds me--I have to think of a subject for this contest, so it might as well be "drugs." 

Remember, it can only be one panel long.  Other than that, the rules are pretty flexible. 

Extra points if you do not use the words "a", "and", or "the."

Judging will take place when you hear the blinding flash of the crack of yesterday's dawn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OPC 38: Not the Candyman

The drugs don´t work. No problem, I´ll fix them.

by DrMorton, 6-21-07

What happens if you try to sell spock crack

Yo you want some stuff That would be illogical

by wizardsfan, 11-28-06

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

In my opinion, more people should enter this contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hit the random button

I knew it was time to cut back on the shrooms when the doctor told me the hyperdrive in my tail had gone supernova and had to be amputated...

by HCRoyall, 6-26-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I hit the random button

As I woke from my stupor, I founf myself next to a trailer-park hooker in an art gallery featuring all my scribbles as a child. Immediately I popped more pills, because hey, they got me this far...

by HCRoyall, 6-26-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I hot the random button

This is my brain on LSD. The sad part is, only the girls are hallucinatory...

by HCRoyall, 6-27-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall for the win.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like when people say which comic won. I already I have to gun for Royall in any given competition, I just need to know which piece.

It was a combination of the last three comics, but technically, it was the misspelled title in the last one ("I hot the random button") that put it over the top.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

You put me over the top, baby!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.