The theme: a character states his last words before doing something tremendously stupid, likely resulting in his off-panel death. Normal rules apply.

[Click to view comic: 'Comedy Minus One']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Comedy Minus One']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 40: Famous Last Words']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Redneck Last Words']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'Famous Last Words']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 40: Famous Last Words']

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'That Extra Half an Inch']

Oops!  Meant to put in my other entry ...

[Click to view comic: 'Just for the Weight']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Namgubed

I love you.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

As always, don't judge me the winner since I'll forget to judge the next one.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

And the winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'Redneck Last Words']

Congrats!

Huzzah... I shall post new contest as soon as I can think of something.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.