Now that Boorite has gotten off the balzac, it's time for a new contest... and we're gonna go with the lamest first idea that came to my mind after hitting the Random button a couple times...

Guidelines: a) Must be new. b) Can be any number of panels. c) All panels must contain the background Urban:Apocalypse1 and character Kaddar:Nun. d) The nun must be alone in the final panel (or only panel); other characters can appear in the first panel or two in 2 or 3 panel strips, but she must end up alone. e) Bonus points if there's a masturbatory reference. Example:

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel gyped by themushroom 8-19-07

Now I am really never gonna get laid.

You want to know when this ends? You do? Okay, for real, this contest will end at 9pm PST on Sunday (midnight Eastern), August 26.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth by biped 8-20-07

Face it, baby. My dick...is your destiny.

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth 2 by biped 8-20-07

My filth shack awaits. I just built it out of filth. For two...darling. ..."Filth shack"?

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth 3 by biped 8-20-07

Big and splashy? Or small, intimate affair? That decision is traditionally left up to the bride, you know. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth 4 by biped 8-20-07

Take you time, dear. Whenever you're ready. Now, later...whatever. Just need to know one thing, though-- should I go ahead and masturbate? EWWWWWWWW!!!

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth 5 by biped 8-20-07

Sorry, baby. I met someone else. She's nuts about me--crazy kid, heh heh. Well, we'll always have Paris. See ya 'round. Ya snooze, ya lose, bitch.

CC 365: The Last Nun On Earth 6 by biped 8-20-07

Shit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 365 by HCRoyall 8-20-07

Armageddon come and gone and no Savior or heaven. Religion is a lie. I'm going to give myself what I've been denying for years! Sorry I'm late, Peter was having some issues at the gate and Oh my Dad you're masturbating in the radioactive filth like a heathen. Goodbye. Oh, Hell. You rang?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Breaking the rules somewhat, but I thought I'd share this...

 

CC 365: This calls for subterfuge... by JStrong 8-20-07

Hey hey, who wants to do me up the ass? Sorry, Greg, all the homosexuals died in the apocalypse. Dammit, this is going to be trickier than I thought. On my way! WELL, SEEING AS IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AT ALL, MAYBE I COULD TAKE IT UP THE ASS... suckers.

Just getting this one in before Kaufman!

CC 365: Nun of thee above by TheGovernor 8-20-07

Say, how did you manage to survive the atomic blast unscathed? Was it divine providence? Nope We signed a Nuclear Nun Proliferation Treaty

It's only been like 13 hours and yet there are some good entries!  (okay, mostly from one bored individual, but I'l lawlingz)  Thanks for confirming this theme idea wasn't so stupid afterall.

(not saying it wasn't but that... well, you know what I mean.  Back to stripping the nuclear nun.) 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Hey look, I made a comic.

CC 365: The Sound of Silence by Rabid_Weasle 8-20-07

This is how you fucking solve a problem like Maria.

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Poop.

Hey look, I made another comic.

CC 365: This Little Light Of Mine by Rabid_Weasle 8-20-07

THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE! THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE! Could you fucking keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine...

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Poop.

CC 365: Awwwwww :( by Rabid_Weasle 8-20-07

Nun is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...

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Poop.

CC 365: Nun Ya by niteowl 8-20-07

Who could've done this? Why? TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY COCKSMOKERS! HA HA! Sigh. Looks like my subscription to Boys' Life just got cancelled.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC365: Totally Worth It by JStrong 8-20-07

I should have known this would happen if I masturbated... But now that the worst has happenned, I can do it as much as I like! Take that, God! DRAT.

CC365: That's disappointing... by JStrong 8-20-07

TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! Oh, my! OH, WHAT'S THE POINT? NOTHING SEEMS WORTH IT SINCE THE WORLD ENDED! I was looking forward to that cornholing...

CC 365: Nun of the A-Bomb

Don't blame me. I voted for convent-ional weapons.

by kaufman, 8-20-07

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Not to flood the competition, I'm just enjoying this topic...

CC365: Gotcha! by JStrong 8-20-07

If only the American people had listenned to Bill O'Reilly... PSYCH!

CC 365 degrees: Nun more time by NeoVid 8-20-07

I've searched everywhere, and there's no one left! I've had a feeling that there's been someone nearby for days, but I never see anyone! It's driving me out of my mind! Heh heh... Oh man, trying not to laugh is just killing me...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

cc365: Food shortage by mandingo 8-20-07

man, i just totally ate that guy. hope no one saw hey, you just totally ate that guy! no, i didn't! yes, you did! i totally saw! i'm gonna tell the world! this news will usher forth a new earth! one without religion! one without sectarian violence! one without *burp*

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what if nigger meant kite

rulebreaker

Yes. And an unfunny one at that.

;-)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

CC 365: I Spy by Rabid_Weasle 8-21-07

I spy with my little eye, something that i-i-i-s... black! Is it a charred corpse? Yaaay, I win again...

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Poop.

Going for the bleak and the obvious ... 

Inherit the Broken Wind by Namgubed 8-21-07

You there! Nun! Would you by any chance consider yourself to be ... meek? Yes! Oh, yes, Lord, I am most certainly meek! Great! Enjoy your inheritance, then.

Nun-Left, I Might Add by Namgubed 8-21-07

Two Sisters saw the Last Judgement had begun, One masturbated, Oooh... ai, ai, ai-ai-ai whee-he-heeee-AAAAGGHHH!! Well, isn't that special. And then there was nun. Eat your heart out, Agatha Christie.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC 365: The Nundiscovered Country by TheGovernor 8-21-07

So, this planet is inhabited entirely by nuns? Yes we're a very chaste society Just so Im straight on this, you're all entirely celibate? No-one has casual sex whatsoever? Thats right

CC 365: Where no nun has gone before by TheGovernor 8-21-07

Just thought I'd double check, no hand jobs either? Nope

CC 365. It's not a very good name by Xuanwu 8-21-07

Welcome to Castle Anthrax! Bugger.

CC 365. Gunfight at the OK Convent by Xuanwu 8-21-07

Please stay! The love of your rugged physique has been my only comfort in this post apocalyptic times! I'm sorry, ma'am. But I made you a promise: that I would get the SOB who hurt you all those years ago. Then at least promise me you'll never forget about our love! I swear on my pa's self-generating gravitons. 10 years later... And that's why he called that shootout the "Showdown at High Nun."

CC 365. It's a trap! by Xuanwu 8-21-07

Yes! A woman! I've been so afraid I was the last man on earth. I'd just about sprained my wrist from - *cough* Hello! Oh, I'm not a woman. I'm a giant carnivorous cockroach with a nun shaped lure! Mmm. The pasty ones taste sweeter.