Show me spectacular sports mishaps. It can be any sport, from football to midget tossing to your mom. It can be based on actual events or totally fictitious. It can be funny or unfunny, clever or unclever. It can be totally unrelated to the topic, since I have no control over what you choose to post.
It can be naked Charlie Daniels milk commercials vs. an army of Mr. Haney from "Green Acres" robots. It can be soccer with an English pea instead of a soccer ball and Jerry Lewis impersonators instead of players and giraffes instead of spectators. It can be Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones competing to see who will be the first to blow a Brinks armored truck in half with one of their farts, with a naked Fred Dalton Thompson taking a dump on the winner.
No, it can't be any of those things I just changed my mind I will not stand for any of those things. If you want to win this contest you better not do any of those things. Just do spectacular sports mishaps instead of those other things or you will not win this contest.
"Mmhhh...I done studied on it fer quite a spell, and I don't reckon I can come up with none of them things you done a-talked about. I reckon I don't know much about sports, mmm-hmm. "
Karl, you fucking liar. I refuse to believe that you are so stupid that you don't know a single fucking thing about spectacular sports mishaps.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.