Actually, Brad, it seems to me that a good idea would be to work on a Stripcreator iPhone app.
Hear me out: I hate iPhones. I will never get one. This is not about me getting to make comics on an overly-expensive paperweight. This is about rolling in that sweet two dollars a pop goodness that is an iPhone app from the app store. Think of how many hookers and how much blow you could buy with that.
TENS.
Literally, tens! Granted, I have absolutely no clue how you'd program one and get it submitted, but hey, I'm just an idea guy. Obviously the artists would need to consent (doubt they'd mind) but in general, it could be a really cool way to make enough money for your tropical island while leaving enough for a manservant.
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