Ok, so think about some of the really crappy movies you've seen. Now imagine the sequel (if it didn't have one.) How much ass would it suck? If it did have a sequel (or a bunch of sequels), keep the trend going - maybe imagine a Saw XXVIII? Make that into a funny one-panel comic.
--- what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again
After many years of boxing, Rocky Balboa got brain damage and was in desperate need of money, so he underwent a sex change and decided to become a hooker