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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

nice work.

but too gay.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed

Oh, I don't know...  In today's society, could one ever be TOO gay?

On a seemingly unrelated note:

Mr. Ed's Fist-o-Rama

Sorry I have to cut things short... er, I mean, I just have a small thing I need to- oh my... That is, a little commitment I have... oh jeez... You see, I have to take care of a tiny probl- SHIT! Dude. I'm black, not a midget.

by ArtemisStrong, 3-27-09

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong

Already goodvoted that one.

Bedtime.

I like your style, Dude.

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horray for life. boo.

I do two new for you to view. Phew!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Abe Vigoda: Gamechanger, Mixmaster by ArtemisStrong 4-05-11

Listen, Suckbot 3000, I think you're not giving this company the benefit of the doubt. I mean, I hear your concerns, but honestly, it's gonna take some leaps of faith early on to realize this vision. You're just pots and trash cans I taped together, aren't you?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Herman, the awful employee who believes he's a Bond villain. by ArtemisStrong 4-28-11

So, Herman, here we are again: you with the watching clown/horse/midget/amputee/diarrhea porn on Fucktube, me with the reprimanding you with unveiled threats of termination. Around and around we go with our little dance, old friend. I truly think we are destined to forever act out our little parts in this grand farce. I've cranked SonicWall© up to Threat Level: Nuclear Puce. You can now only access and view things on the DOS command line. And even that's limited to "chkdsk" and "defrag". We are not so different, you and I. You play your games--and I play MINE. Don't think I'm morally opposed to crushing an old man's balls until blood issues from his nose. A-Ha! Checkmate, dear sir! But I promise you--I will return. I! WILL! RE! TURN!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.