Imagine, if you will: An alternate universe where everyone who is born is automatically a user of Stripcreator. It is the normal human condition to create comic strips from pre-made characters and backgrounds. Most people are content with this. The leaders of this universe, let's say they're Mackerels, are happy with the status quo.
But one man - one great man, has broken from the mold. His name is Darb. He and his small, but growing army, resist the machines which govern our very lives. These machines that draw our emotions from us to create comics instead of actually expressing ourselves worry. They fear Darb's innovation. They fear his incessant quest for freedom.
Soon, we all find ourselves wanting what Darb, Xxed and the only user to ever communicate with his alternate reality self, Sseycs have. We autoban ourselves, dropping the comics and freeing ourselves from the machine.
And then one man finds the key to mass banning. He is, the two. His name? Kcuf.
This, my friends, is the Utopia unseen. The world of the omniban. Ban equals freedom. Freedom equals ban.
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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