I've thought about the new contest, researched past ideas and came to a decision...I'm hungy.

So the theme of number 59 is World's Worst Cereal Commercial.

All new material only. No photoshop.

Surprise toy in every box... optional.

Anyone can play...except Mikey. He wont like it, he hates everything.

Judging will take place last week in august...good luck strippers!

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WW59 by mandingo 8-12-08

EAT YOUR CEREAL! EAT YOUR FUCKING CEREAL!! RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! EAT YOUR GODDAMN CEREAL!!!!!!! dad? what are you doing with Karen's doll? OH GOD, JULIE, I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SO SORRY! *SOB* I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DEAD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HER DIE!! *SOB* IT'S UNBEARABLE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!!! or at least i couldn't take the pain if it weren't for the frosted side! cut! print! perfecte!

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WW #59: Porn Flakes by themushroom 8-13-08

Hey, kids! What's the breakfast treat that sprays milk in your face like bukkake? DILD-O's! Me love you long time! What's the cereal you love to eat, then vomit back up and eat again? DILD-O's! Me so hungry!

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Mmmm? None of the contests on site seem to be getting many entries.

I think I'll prolong the dead line of this one. Voting will begin once five entries are submitted...whether it be the last week of August or whenever.

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WW59: Tux Flakes by fpd 8-21-08

Hey Linux lovers, we know you like your cereal like you like your operating system. Open source! Which is why we're sure you'll love our GNU product, Tux Flakes! It's the free cereal made through the collaboration of unpaid volunteers who refused to let Post and Kellogs dictate what they would eat! Let me at those Tux Flakes! I will dominate them with my whip! Silly penguin! You can't dominate what's been copylefted under the GPL.

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WW59: Milky Soaked Wind-Oats by fpd 8-21-08

Over here at the Milky Soaked cereal company, we know how happy you've been with Wind-Oats XP. So, naturally, we're going to pull it off the market and replace it with the latest Wind-Oats cereal, Wind-Oats Vista. Do we care how happy you've been with Wind-Oats XP? Not really. The bottom line is that we'll make more money selling you Wind-Oats Vista, especially with Wind-Oats XP off the market. You'll buy Wind-Oats Vista, and you'll like it. And even if you don't like it, what are you going to do? Make your own cereal? Just trust the experts at Milky Soaked to make your cereal for you.

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WW #59: Kids love the great taste of Doggiecock! by themushroom 8-23-08

I WANT SOME DOGGIECOCK! GIVE ME SOME DOGGIE- COCK! I NEED SOME DOGGIE- COCK IN MY MOUTH NOW!  FILL ME UP WITH DOGGIECOCK! IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL GIVE ME DOGGIECOCK UNTIL I EXPLODE!! oh my god... I WANT SOME DOGGIECOCK IN MY FACE! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH DOGGIE- COCK! I COULD EAT DOGGIECOCK ALL DAY LONG AND STILL WANT MORE DOGGIECOCK! BRING ME BARRELS OF DOGGIECOCK!! I LOVE DOGGYCOCK! I hope our priest does emergency exorcisms... Doggiecock Cereal!   Kids ask for it by name. Repeatedly. Loud. So give it to them! woof! cluck!

That's five.  Any other takers? 

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Finally, the last part of my trilogy:

 

WW59: Apple Max by fpd 8-24-08

♫ Apple Max, Apple Max, sinfully tasty Apple Max ♫ Are you nuts? I've had Apple Max for years, and this doesn't taste like it. It tastes like 'Nix, the Sunfoods cereal that's beta-tested and coder-approved. 'Nix? I've heard my old man mention it. I thought it was dead like Amiga-Bits and Commodorios. 'Nix may not be the hippest cereal among kids, but it has long been the cereal of choice among people who serve cereal. So you're saying the new Apple Max is based on 'Nix? It wouldn't surprise me. The folks behind Tux Flakes have been trying to imitate 'Nix for years. I guess when you want to be the best, you copy the best.

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Wow. Not a single marshmello bit! :(

But on the bright side, I would love to see 'Woof' and 'Cluck' on a front of a cereal box! So DOGGIECOCK it is! Make mine DOGGIECOCK! DOGGIECOCK got...a big big bite! It's not small, no, no, no! Kids like DOGGIECOCK for what DOGGIECOCK got, Moms like DOGGIECOCK for what DOGGIECOCK has not!

THERRRRRREEE GREeeeattt!

Mushroom....

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Wait, this is still going on?

I never imagined...  I've created a monster.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

(sexy female voice) And I like it too!

Okay, gimme a minute to think of a new one.  59, 58, 57... 

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