As we near the next contest centennial (centest? contennial?) I have several ideas for a theme. None of them will be used.

Instead, we're going to do a contest about parties. They can be bachelor parties, birthday parties, graduation parties, search parties, parties of five, whatever. Bonus points if you can reference the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.

No, that last bit was not a typo. I meant to say it that way.  Now get to stripping!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I forgot to mention that featuring the titles of Prince songs will get you extra credit if I recognize them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Timmy in "Party Smarty"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Viking Princes Olaf and Harold']

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Kill Whitey.

As entertaining as these entries are, AA's is disqualified for not being about a party, and even though biped deserves a win I'd like for there to be a little competition before I lose my Christmas Spirit and call this a bust.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC398: Party!']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

FUCK! I totally forgot about that shit.

Let me do some editing.

GODDAMN IT!

FUCK!

ASS!

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Party Planning']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'Something Next to Nothing']

AngryAmerican

I edited the comic to fit within the contest parameters. There.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'cc398: Backhand stroke']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1893']

I will judge this on Tuesday if there isn't a sudden influx of entries.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'This guy got high before his girlfriend's company work party']

[Click to view comic: 'These are the sort of problems only incest babies have.']

[Click to view comic: 'Santa's birthday parties can be pretty brutal.']

[Click to view comic: 'The Fateful Fete']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm having a hard time decidig between mandingo, choad, and C7, so it all came down to a coin toss.  It landed on edge and rolled around, so I guess choadwarrior is the winner.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks, HCR, Nothing Compares 2 U!  If I hadn't talked myself out of buying a classic car yesterday, you might have seen me post an entry about my new "Little Red Corvair."

It's been a while since I ran a contest, so I'll see if I can come up with an idea and get it posted later tonight.