Okay, imitators and haters, it's time to honor or savage your favorite or most hated users.  Your task:

Make a comic in the style of another user. 

There are no other rules, but I should have a pretty good idea of whom you are knocking off.

Judging next Wednesday. 

CC 399: Random Comic Layout #326,948,847 by biped 9-03-08

I'd like to order some slightly incinerated chunks of dismembered chicken corpses-- FUCK! I'm facing the wrong way! Excuse me? Stupid random layout! I can't wait on you because I'm not facing you. We'll have to think of something else! Err...maybe...you could be someone who refuses to wait on aliens. Thus, you turn your back on them. Ahh! Well, that's our play, then-- FUCK! We're out of space!

Creativity Is Pain - er...food for thought? by biped 11-08-07

Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing. - Heather Armstrong Ouch! Did I think about writing again or was that a random cramp? My oh my, this pain that is my creative process! And yet it is a burden "worth bearing"! A bit like the age old act of childbirth - eh, Mom? Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats Wait, aren't we "people", too? If we can't speak our own language, our communications are destined to be of little avail from the git-go, no? Yo, I am so down with that, cool cat! See ya later - crocodile? How is one expected to convey wisdom with such inanities? Oy, vey!!! A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike That's a mighty lot of patience for one to consume! He must be full of it -- if one knows what one means! Toot sweet, let's eat! What -- what the fuck are you talking about?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

here i go

The Daily Days: Stand-behind-a-random-counter day by danator 9-03-08

Hi sir. Do you work here??? No I don't I walked in here and decided I want to stand behind here. Why would you do that? Because..... The End. By Daniel It's stand-behind-a-random-counter day!!!!!!!!!!!

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Analrapist

CC399 -- Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/26/08 by Ogyaf 9-03-08

Okay, it's your turn to play with Daddy. You did WHAT to your own sons?!

[edited by boloboffin on 09-03-08 at 6:09:37am]

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

CC: 399 - Polite refusal by El_Phen 9-03-08

Hi AngryAmerican, I'm nineties rap sensation Vanilla Ice, word up? Anyway "Homes", me an' ma "boy-eez" wanna "chill" in "yo' crib". Wax a chump like a candle?

It's done with love my friend. Plus I'd do the same thing.

cc: 399 - Polite refusal Part deux by El_Phen 9-03-08

Well? Most people get the message when he axe comes out, oh well. TAKE THIS FOR INVENTING WIGGAS YOU FUCK FACED, SQUIRREL RAPING, COCK-GOBLIN Sound da bell school's in sucka. Y'all know me, M. C. Hammer? You can't touch dis. So lemme in. Hmmm, a hammer?

I've got a feeling I could go on for quite some time with this. Once again, don't hurt me, but I'll never forgive him for popularising those damn trousers. Oh and AA is awesome.

Get-In-A-Bin Day by dcomposed 8-31-08

Hi. Um........................................ Hi. What are you doing in a bin? It's Get-In-A-Bin Day. No it's not you fool. It's September! Get-In-A-Bin Day was month ago. The End By William Chill out bro where's your Get-In-A-Bin Day spirit? It's in the bin. Hmm maybe it is Get-In-A-Bin Day.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Crabby fucks his daughter by dcomposed 9-03-08

Why was crabby allowed back but not CHUBBY? Because crabby fucks his daughter.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

appears when someone says randomly appearing snowman snowman by dcomposed 9-03-08

I'm bored as shit. Yeah me too. Where is randomly appearing snowman when you need him? I'm right here. God damn it appears when someone says randomly appearing snowman snowman stop trying to pass yourself off as your more popular and less convoluted brother.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by dcomposed 8-19-08

Hey would you let me out of my cage? Nope. Why not? Because you'd never suck my cock if I did that. You've got me there.

Ranger's World by dcomposed 8-19-08

Do you know why the caged bird sings? No, why? Because I live a dreadful life locked up in this cage and I'm putting all my hope into one of the children who comes through this classroom growing up to be a record company executive and remembering the talent and passion with which I sing and coming back to sign me to a recording contract and take me away so I can at least enjoy the last few years of my otherwise miserable life. Stick to singing mate your stories are boring as piss.

Ranger's World by dcomposed 8-19-08

It's a sin to kill a mockingbird. Says who? I don't know. Some book. The bible I suppose. You know what I read in the bible? What? You're not a mockingbird so shut the fuck up.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Let the Eagle Soar by dcomposed 3-05-07

Wow, you didn't hold back at all in that last meeting. Since the promotion, my tolerance for people wasting my time has gone way down. Don't you feel like an ass though? Yes. But that can wait until after work.

The Inquisition by dcomposed 3-05-07

How do you think our meeting went? It dispelled a great myth. Which one? Whoever smelt it dealt it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

- by dcomposed 9-03-08

do you noe wat a man does wehn he loevs a women?  no  dam shud i give her flowers?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hugs and kisses...

CC #399: IRC and IRL Adventures by themushroom 9-03-08

[chicka] ........................................ [choad] You know what I hate more than having to be pleasant and fill the needs of the whining people at my work? No, what? [real life] ................................... [chicka] Maaaaahmm! It's 11 o'clock at night! Can I please have dinner now? brb

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

CC399: One fine day in a book store by fpd 9-03-08

Hi, I'm looking for something, uh, you know, sinfully sexy. You're looking for Sinfully Sexy by Linda Francis Lee? You do Supergirl fantiasies? This is so great! Doing it with Supergirl has always been one of my biggest fantasies! Sir, this is a book store, not a brothel. Huh? You're a book whore, aintcha?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

cc399: Doppelgangbängers by mandingo 9-04-08

i'm gonna go over to Linda's in awhile. wanna come? nah. i know it's not p.c. to say, but her retardedly challenged brother wigs me out a little Brad, honey, dinner's ready. it's liver and onions TEST! don't use that kind of language in this house, young man Test.

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what if nigger meant kite

What if Honky Meant Shoe by christopher7murphy 8-09-08

Honey? Have you seen my other honky? I found one honky in your mother's room, but my other honky is missing. What was that honky doin' in my mother's room? Your mother is always borrowing my honkies. She says my honkies make her feel incredible! Fool, have you ever smelled your honky? My mother would be ashamed getting a honky on like that! I guess I'll go get another pair. And you! How many honkies do you need, woman?

What if Honky Meant (the Other) Shoe by christopher7murphy 8-09-08

Leroy, get your honky off my clean sheets! ?...oh MAN! Take a whiff of that honky! You got shit all over your honky! I know. I know. I've been picking the shit from the little honky holes...but this honky holds a lot of doggie doo. That reminds me, the dog chewed up my best high heeled honkies. What ever will I wear to the cotillion now? Bowling honkies? How about your black honkies? You look good in black honkies. Black honkies? There are no black honkies. Okay...your mocca brown ones then.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

A lot of my comics rip off other people's styles.  Too bad I have no ideas left.

 

Game Night by NeoVid 9-04-08

Even with how long you've all been beating on the gigantic undead thing, it doesn't look seriously damaged. Damn. I really don't know the situation well enough to have any good ideas. My character's out of spells. Don't look at me. I'll use my ability that lets me ignore 1s and reroll max results on damage. Then I'll hit it with a weapon that does 1d2. I'll just say I'm stopping at 30,000 damage since there's no need to roll. God damned 3.5 edition.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1901 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-04-08

Meanwhile, back at the Injokester house... Hmmm... Junior left his computer on. What's this? Looks like he's written something called, "Cup of Coffee"... "Today, I saw a dead hooker on the side of the road. So, I called the police... Right after I came on her lifeless carcass!" WHAT THE FUCK?? (And, now for the mandingo moment...) I don't know if I should punish him for creating this filth, or go masturbate with grandpa's lob wedge...

The "Cowboy Physics" Cowboys in: "Cowboy Phuckheads" by biped 9-04-08

Okay, first I do my set-up line--then comes the pregnant pause-- and then you do the punchline. Huh? But that's just plumb loco, Rafe. Plumb loco? Why? Well, I done heard of pregnant maws, but I ain't never heard of no pregnant paws. Bah-dum psssshhhhh.

The "Cowboy Physics" Cowboys in: "Cowboy Phaghags" by biped 9-04-08

So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." Ha ha, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, right--the punchline comes after the pregnant pause.

The "Cowboy Physics" Cowboys in: "Cowboy (Epic) Phail" by biped 9-04-08

So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." Ha, ha. What'choo talkin' bout, Willis?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 399: stick it to me by NeoVid 9-05-08

You realize you have a problem with alcohol? I'll say I do! I've run out! No, I mean you need help. How do you intend to help me? I got you this pamphlet on alcoholism. How am I supposed to drink that?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Tard Boy and Finkelman by boloboffin 9-05-08

That Sarah Palin, what a hottie. Lord Jesus. I'd like to mount her on the desk of the librarian she just fired. Not me. Why not? TOO MUCH POOOOOORN TO GET THROUGH

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC 399 by HCRoyall 9-05-08

Check out the cute new bartender! Ugh, you don't want to get with that guy. He's addicted to crack. Seriously? He's a coke-head? No, he's got a thing for repairmen who don't wear belts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sudden Stops in Space by christopher7murphy 9-05-08

Take that, wabbit! Holy cwap! That buckshot sure wooks awot wike a man! Holy crap, Scotty! Why was that a rabbit wearing a dress? TOO MUCH POOOOOORN TO GET THROUGH