i am sleeping

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping

Brother Dcom, Brother Dcom

Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing

"WAKE THE F UP! WAKE THE F UP!"

thanks I was almost late for my dentist appointment.

Yes, it's Tooth Hurty already!

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christopher7murphy wrote:
Yes, it's Tooth Hurty already!

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 this joke left a bad taste in my mouth.  It is old and festering, like an abcess.  this one will have to come out.  cmere you! * grabs a pair of pliers*

Can we turn this into an old joke appreciation thread? I love tooth hurty.

Knock knock

who's there?

boo

boo who?

don't cry, it's only a joke

Q: Why can't jack-o-lanterns have babies?

A: Because they have hollow weenies.

What do you get when you marry a pineapple?

"Zing!  I love one-liners!"

A man goes to the doctor, he says "Doctor, it hurts when I go like this!"

Doctor says, "Well, don't go like that." 

"Take my wife... please"