I'm back from my poo!  Okay, my few minutes in the lounge and that skeleton in the outhouse thing that says five phrases (available at Walmart, check it out; my favorite line is "uuuhnnngg, all through here... uh, maybe not" cuz we all know skeletons are full of fecal matter) reminded me of what I enjoy most in the world:  fart jokes.

And not just any fart jokes, no sirree!

This CC numbered 401 must contain the following two elements and they can appear in any panel:

a) You must mention methane.

b) You must use the Misc:Explosion background.... *boom*

Bonus points if you get both elements, with a plot or good premise, into one panel.  More if we actually see turds fly.  Automatic winner if the turds coldcock John McCain.

Contest will end October 1, since I figure the selection of Christmas goods at Kmart will be on sale by then. 

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[Click to view comic: 'cc401: You and Mie, and Kei, makes three']

i broke both the rules but if it helps i did so while farting and blowing shit up

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC401']

What do you think of me now!

[Click to view comic: 'Famous Debates- Inspired by Seanator.']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC 401: It's a gas']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - You say "LOVE" and I say "RUB"']

Here's the joke: What do you get when Two burglars lose a bomb?

Here's the Answer. 

[Click to view comic: 'What really happened on 9/11']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Just thought of it.

[Click to view comic: 'Barnyard']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC401 & WW60: This Superhero Really Stinks!']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Boom']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

bike

I voted this good because it is the most political fart joke evah. :)

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Here's one I thought I'd make.

[Click to view comic: 'Jhon Mcain And the Flying Fiasco'] 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC 401:)']

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

12:53 a.m. PST, 10/01:  Thank the deity of your choice, or invent one (it works!), that this bitch ends in twelve hours.  Fart jokes among adults stink, we need more ten year old boys here.

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Is this more kiddy for you?

[Click to view comic: 'CC: 401- World War III: The Fart at Gallipoli'] 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'I Remember Timmy']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 401: Das Bombe']

Okay, it was a tough one.  Not because of all the good choices, there weren't many.  This is of course my fault, it was a stupid idea for anyone over age 15... farts are a folly of youth.  I apologise for creating such a terrible CC.  But you all suck at it anyhow.

So there were three that truly cracked me up and I wish I could split the prize.  Just cut it down the middle.  But that didn't work with the kid in the divorce and it won't work here.

So between NeoVid's "It's A Gas" (you ever hear of Jose Jiminez?), fpd's "Methane Man" dual entry, and christopher7murphy's "I Remember Jimmy".......

Sorry, NeoVid, you got spiked.  christopher7murphy killed me by using the word "juicy" like any good 10 year old would FTW.

Have at it.  Where's the Glade? 

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Dammit!

Someday, I'll get to use the contest idea I had last year.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You came close.  Damn close.  If only C7M's comic hadn't used used "juicy".  I try to pull for the Underdog but Polly Purebred beats me to it (the shoeshine boy doesn't seem to mind the pawprints).

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Truth be told, I did have an unfair advantage. I've been farting all my life.

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