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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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9-25-08 2:47pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I watched this last night.

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9-25-08 3:08pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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My friends, that is shark jumping you can believe in.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

9-25-08 3:48pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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I guess ad libbing is not David Letterman's strong suit.

 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

9-25-08 4:46pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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As long as they line the fridge with lead you can survive a nuclear blast. I've seen it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

9-26-08 4:43pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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Pretty funny stuff, though.

I still dont get why McCain was acting like such a loon last week.  But I loved the debate, especially the use of "festooned with earmarks".  I will vote for McCain if he promises to speak only in old tyme lingo.

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9-27-08 10:04pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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A letter to the editor of the local paper said that McCain came off as ready for new ideas and Obama smirked a lot.  I think that person needs to check the dramatis personnae of this play, they got the characters backwards.  Retards shouldn't subscribe.

Jim McNeal needed to express some backbone.  "Two minutes" is not five.  Answer/Answer/Rebuttal/Rebuttal format doesn't contain Interrupting Re-Rebuttal afterwards.  I miss the good old days of Edwin Newman (to Ronald Reagan:  "I'm sorry, Mr. President, I'm obliged to cut you off"). 

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9-27-08 10:13pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Edwin Newman would've returned as "Clemenza" in Part II if he hadn't demanded more money.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-27-08 10:21pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Maybe if we secretly replaced the fine Tom Brokaw served in the next debate with Folgier's Edwin Newman Crystals....  Let's watch.

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9-28-08 3:17pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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9-28-08 5:41pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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themushroom

I've learned that both parties sign up loyals to donate their names as writers of "letters to the editor" which are really written by campaign employees.  See if I vote for either of these motherfuckers.

ArtemisStrong

You didn't actually think that shit from Letterman was funny, did you?  He was too busy waffling between politically neutral deference and pathetically weak jabs.  It's like watching a cat chase a mouse when the cat is hog tied and labotomized.

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9-29-08 8:40am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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Well, the cutting to the katie couric interview and yelling at it was funny.

 

Anyhow, no matter how I feel about him, I think today's events have totally ensured an Obama victory.  Which might be good if an Obama presidency would calm the markets down (not that I'm all savvy about how the market responds to things).

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9-29-08 4:40pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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ArtemisStrong"totally ensured" all but erases the "no matter how i feel about him." 

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9-29-08 6:17pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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mandingo"totally ensured" all but erases the "no matter how i feel about him." 


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9-29-08 11:56pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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ArtemisStrong

You're not really going to vote, are you?

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9-30-08 7:59am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I'm voting for Howard the Duck.

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I has a flavor!

9-30-08 9:21am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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boloboffin

 

I think the actual 'shark jumping' will be the arranged shotgun wedding of Brill Cream Palin and Drunk Hockey Boy presented as a full three ring media circus in a pathetic attempt to gain votes and distract the population from the obviously sickly, lame duck and painfully dumb campaign of the reslug candidates, psychogeezer and moose-ilini.

 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

9-30-08 9:35am (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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something attached to a Flickr picture yesterday:

That's one thing that scares me about elections in the near and distant future; it's practically like a contender for office could be videotaped gutting kittens while explaining to the camera how tartar sauce is a valuable resource produced by Canadian dental clinics which we must protect our pipeline to from space aliens before diving head-first into a big pile of oil industry lobbyist money, but as long as they say they believe in God and the GOP and whatever political action is popular that year -- and more importantly have managed to keep their pants zipped as far as anyone knows -- they can get elected. 

This was surprising news about tartar sauce, I never knew.  But the point I'm sure is that there's still a whole lotta people that will vote for McCain/Palin simply for being Republicans, and has nothing to do with their political histories or anything they actually say (like Palin claiming Iraq was responsible for 9/11 earlier this month).

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9-30-08 11:36am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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ArtemisStrong"totally ensured" all but erases the "no matter how i feel about him." 


 


what was i thinking?? no one talks this way when it comes to politics!

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9-30-08 12:33pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Hatrix

 

I think the actual 'shark jumping' will be the arranged shotgun wedding of Brill Cream Palin and Drunk Hockey Boy presented as a full three ring media circus in a pathetic attempt to gain votes and distract the population from the obviously sickly, lame duck and painfully dumb campaign of the reslug candidates, psychogeezer and moose-ilini.

 


I'll lay you $25 that right before the wedding, DHB discovers a sudden need to train for the Iditarod and disappears somewhere in the taint between Barrow and Prudhoe Bay.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

9-30-08 3:31pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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His myspace page used to be an absolute blasty blast, with such gems as "Ya fuck wit me I'll kick yo ass" and hardcore poses in front of mirrors. Classic! Relevant! Archived! It's got everything you need  to make a great salad.

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9-30-08 10:45pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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I don't get mandingo's point.   I think I'm reading it wrong.

 

Anyhow, I'm probably just going to abstain from voting on the presidential ballot at all and just focus on the local elections (Go Charles Lewis!)

I still haven't bought into Obama's slick marketing campaign, and McCain is getting stranger by the day.  I can't vote for someone who appropriates themes I care about to promote himself, and I dont know if I can consider McCain any longer.

It's sad, because these two were like dead last on my list, McCain in 10th place, Obama in 11th.

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9-30-08 11:50pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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ArtemisStrong

I should probably narrow this down a bit.  I suppose it's a gut reaction thing, but Obama seems even more plastic-fantastic than any candidate I've seen.  I get all the showmanship and lying of most political campaigns, but there's just something about him I'm too dumb to put in words that I dont like.

But, really, I dont give a shit; I live in Oregon and my vote wont matter regardless of which way I go.  All our delegates willl go to Obama in the end, anyhow.

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9-30-08 11:58pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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ArtemisStrongi don't remember myself. something about Beano i think. my argument was sparkling though, i'll tell you that. anti-Beano peeps were quaking in their funk

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10-01-08 1:26am (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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mandingo

They're waiting for me to close CC401.

seanator

I approve this message!  There are enough thumbs up the behind in Washington presently. Now, if her daughter had held that sort of assembly, she wouldn't be the prego-porn star she is now.  Win-win for the lose!

I'm looking forward to the vice presidential debate on Thursday.  Normally this activity is pointless, since it's not like veeps are sold separately on the ballot, but it should be a hoot hearing Palin talk.  Let's see if she sounds so nuts she makes George Bush sound like he wasn't on blow during college, or if she has any Jedi mind tricks to make people think she wasn't just giving blows during college.

Brokaw, don't fail me now.  Own a pair, Tom.  Watch the clock, put your foot down, curb McCain like a caffienated shih-tzu.

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10-01-08 2:06am (new)
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