million was just won by my phi alpha brother and family...fak me

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Wow!  Kiss his ass for me, will ya?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If one of my so-called "friends" won 206.9 million and didn't give me a measly million, I would hate their fucking guts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hell, I'd settle for twenty bucks and an unmelted stick of butter.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i'd be no good with this. i'd be so jealous i'd treat him like a dick until he asked me what my problem was and i'd say something like "MONEY'S CHANGED YOU!!!" and storm directly out of his life, pausing only to rape the delivery men who were carrying the water-tinkling cherubs into the new foyer

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what if nigger meant kite

I guess my buddy Ryan Miller and 8 others won. They took the lump sum and after taxes each will receive 10-11 million. Is it better to take the lump sum or the payments? And why wouldn't you claim it under a trust or something. Every mofo in the world is gona be hitting them up. I came up with something that was funny as hell last night when I woke up at 2am...but i forgot...but it was super funny...i swear

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matclarke

I'd rather take the annual payments. Getting a cool 100K each year until you die... Nothing wrong with that. If I had 10 million all at once I'd want to spend it. Plus, like you said, everyone's gonna be hittin that sucker up for free cash. 

no wait...it wasn't funny...

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matclarke

With markets the way they are, it might be safer to take the annual payments for now... but once they clear up you might wish you had the whole sum to invest it so eventually you could buy your own little private island somewhere (like Australia).

Then again, you don't have the money, so who cares?  8)

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matclarke

Your buddy plays goal for the Sabres?

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UnknownEric

Your buddy plays goal for the Sabres?

Old logo was superior 

put em on the glass

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