Since it's almost Halloween, I thought I'd be really original and make this CC about...Halloween.  Betcha didn't see that one coming.

Actually, I was thinking about ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN, and wondering what it would be like if Rob Zombie remade other films besides horror movies.  So please, if you would...show me what it would look like if Rob Zombie, or perhaps another well-known horror director or writer, remade other films besides horror movies.

Or--you could show what it would look like if a famous NON-horror director or writer remade a well-known horror movie.

Or--you could forget about all that crap and just make a comic about Halloween. 

Have fun! 

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Meh...

CC 405 - Hannah and her scream by lukket 10-20-08

Two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma. A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me - MIGHT'VE - is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle - you know - it would've been a blood bath. Listen, kid, I think you snapped your cap. Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda or something. Or go to a whorehouse! I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.

CC 405 - Annie the 13th by lukket 10-20-08

You let him drown. You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him. Look what you did to him. Nothing you say will make me admit that. You, you, you're like New York, Jewish, left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, the socialist summer camps and the, the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, right, ... Aw, just drown me. Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

 

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Groovy! - Stephen King's "The American President" by edoggydog 10-20-08

Hi. I'm Barrak Obama. I want to be your next Presi-dent of the USA! Groovy! I guarantee I'll bring CHANGE to Washington if you vote for me... What kind of change? THIS! MUUUUAAAHAHA!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

CC404: A Diesel Sweeties Dracula by fpd 10-20-08

Greetings, I am Count Botula. Would you like some wine? No, I do not use . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the Wine API for Linux. Okay, suit yourself. Thank you, that suited me very well.

This is actually a rip-off of today's very funny Diesel Sweeties strip.

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CC404: 404 Error by fpd 10-20-08

Trick or Treat! 404 Error. Candy not found. What?! This is not the internet, dude! 404 Error. Candy not found. The candy is right over there, Clango! I know, but he was mean to my cat.

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Haunted houses for farm animals

AAAAAAHH!

by evil_d, 10-21-08

I was going to make this one anyway, and since it fits the third rule....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

James Cameron's Kindergarten Cop by christopher7murphy 10-21-08

I am the T-101-XP. I have been sent to terminate you. However, my micro-processing unit has allowed me to assimulate human understanding. Thus interferring with my programing to kill the child, Sarah Connor. Maybe it's a tumor?

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Ingmar Bergman's Friday the 13th by boloboffin 10-21-08

I see. The vast reach of that starry expanse does negate all of our longing in the end. Exactly! So why not indulge the passions we find in the flesh? What breasts we find, we should bring to our lips! I sense a problem with your argument. Checkmate!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Roger Corman's E.T. by boloboffin 10-21-08

ELLIOT Hide in there so nobody finds you. NO FIND E.T.!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH, MY GOD!!!! MY SISTER, MY SISTER!!!! FEED ME, ELLIOT

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Universal's Godzilla by christopher7murphy 10-21-08

OHHHH, Nooooo! It Godzirra! Ahhhh! Rook out! Godzirra gonna smash us all! Run for your rife! Run for your rife! Damit, Griffin! I know being the Invisible Man has made you nuts, but you're just being a racist now!

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RCL no. 1908 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-08

Dude... Are you sure the company is okay with us wearing Halloween costumes at work? For the last time, fusckstick, YES! Cool. I think I'll come as a fire truck. How about you? I was thinking I'd be either Ironman or something spooky like Barrak Obama... And, when I say "spooky", I mean "nigger-ish"...

Coffin Space by christopher7murphy 10-22-08

Mmya. Did you get the memo? Yea. I read the memo, I just forgot. It won't happen again. Mmya-ya. I'll go get you another memo. No. No need. I have the memo. It won't happen again. Mmmya. I'll go get a memo and bring it to you. Alright then. Ya know, you can't come into my cubicle unless I invite ya, Bill.

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Steven King's "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" by HCRoyall 10-23-08

*huff**huff**huff* Whew! That was fun. I love you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The A.R.B Collection: #163: Scooby Doo by Beeko180 10-22-08

Hrmmmmmm *Rustle* *gasps* Who's there?! pip pip! Oh! It's just you. You should really stop wearing those red contact lenses. I know a great place to get contact lenses. Albert street down the road there's a little corner shop.

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I gunna judge this Monday or Tuesday.  So you got any last-minute entries etc. etc. etc. etc. etc...

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Halloween Special 1: For 2008 by Beeko180 10-27-08

They say that on the night of halloween 1983 a man killed his cat. Then in an astonishing twist. The cat came back to haunt us as FELIX THE CAT Duh duh duuuuuh! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT! Duh duh duuuuuh! Stop with the melodrama already ok! Your scaring me enough as it is!

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Judging tonight.

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On the Set: Zack Snyder's Casablanca (CC 405) by theburninator 10-28-08

Run, Ilsa!! I'll hold them off as long as I can! But, Rick! You'll be killed! The Nazis have superhuman strength and can run sixty miles per hour! Cut, cut, CUT!! Don't worry, Ilsa, I'll... wait. Wait, what?! Nazis can't run sixty miles an hour! Um, are you going off the script?... Zack, what gives? Nazis don't have superhuman strength. Hey, who's the director here? Do you know how much money Dawn of the Dead made? MORE THAN YOU'RE WORTH!! Now get back over there and SAY THE FUCKING LINES!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

Okay, now that I'm back it's time to judge the contest.  Everyone's comics were awesome, and I really mean it this time.  Except for one person.  I won't say who, but it's pretty obvious.  Hey, maybe it's you!  Ha ha, it probably is.

Everybody is a runner-up.  Picking a winner from this bunch was so incredibly difficult that in order to even BEGIN to do so, I had to go out and KILL!  The people I killed got up and KILLED!  We know one thing--they kill for food.  They EAT their victims.  Willie went apeshit, man!  But I didn't see nothin'.  I didn't see how he got it.

Because I love Roger Corman movies and hate E.T., boloboffin gets 2ND PLACE for "Roger Corman's E.T."

And because I love the Universal classic horror films and am rather ambivalent toward Godzilla, 1ST PLACE goes to chistopher7murphy for "Universal's Godzilla." 

Congratulations!  And thanks for entering everybody!  Happy Halloween! 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yowza! Since it is hard to portray bad voice overs in a comic strip, I wasn't sure that my strip would work. (it prob didn't hurt that the judge is a known movie buff)

Thank you sir may I have another! What? I have to come up with a contest? Okay. Come back soon...when the Col. and I will get these gophers for sure!

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