This is fun...

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/calculator/index.html

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I couldn't vote for Kodos, I say it's rigged!

I couldn't see it, I say my Active-X is turned off!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Vote for the old asshole or the young asshole... what a decision.

God, I'm glad real elections aren't like this.

Even though most people seem to think they are.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i haven't heard of half these states before but accordion to my calculation John McCain will win.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is this where you vote for new coke or old coke?

I like Pepsi.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

FUCK YOU! RC Cola!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FUCK THAT SHIT!  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm writing in Bill Ayers.

DragonXerothat makes two for RC cola. we now have the plurality and will be imposing a suck tax on Shasta drinkers. except for the 3 liters, which make me feel virile

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what if nigger meant kite

biped

Never had a Heineken?  

mandingothat makes two for RC cola. we now have the plurality and will be imposing a suck tax on Shasta drinkers. except for the 3 liters, which make me feel virile

Man, Shasta's not even comparable.  RC used to be one of the big players.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.