Well, now that Halloween is over and the Christmas sales have started, it's that time of year everyone dreads:  Planning the Family holiday get-together.  Thanksgiving or Christmas, you always end up spending hours with people you can't stand for more than five minutes, only to dress up and do it again the next year.

So whether it's Cousin Earl complaining about how your mashed potatoes don't compare with how Grandma used to make them or having to wear that hideous, itchy sweater Aunt Margaret knitted for you, get it out and let it vent before you explode and out your brother and his "friend" at the Christmas Eve party.

No old comics, as I know there are plenty of them, and they're hilarious.  Lets see some new stuff!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Precious Xmas Memories']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'A Very Chinese Christmas']

[Click to view comic: 'Wishlist']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'The Night Before Christmas']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'Xmas Traditions']

[Click to view comic: 'Xmas Traditions - Childhood Memories']

[Click to view comic: 'Xmas Traditions and Presents!']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'A Christmas Present for a World Leader']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'WW 64: Happy Holidays from Gran Marie!']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'WW#64 : Good tidings to you and 'yours'']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'Grandma Got Run Over']

[Click to view comic: 'Xmas Traditions - The Hallmark Conspiracy']

[Click to view comic: 'Xmas Traditions - Hallmark Conspiracy 2']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I'm going to be gone for a week starting thursday, so if I don't judge this by 5 on Wednesday it won't be judged until next thursday at the earliest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't kill Bambi, HC. Judge this contest instead.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Kill this contest, then judge Bambi!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The only way I'm killing Bambi is if I hit him with my car on the way to my National Guard duty, which is where I'm going.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

this talk of your service to our country has inspired me to go killjudge some hookers

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what if nigger meant kite

Remember, Mandingo -- rape and pillage before you burn.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

HCRoyall

The CC is most likely over so I'm going to say something:

I'm looking forward to christmas. My Birthday is like 6 days before it. 

(19th December)

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The chicka with 'tude wins this contest, thanks to the assistance of her wonderful Gran Marie.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Congrats, Chica.  Happy I was there in IRC when you thunked of making it.  :)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Thank you, HC. How was training?

New contest coming up whenever the coffee pries my eyes open tomorrow.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Er, not training, duty...

I suck at remembering details.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Considering the asshats in charge told my unit they only needed one person, not one person per 7-hour shift, I made out all right.  Playing the part of a Brigade-level HQ over everyone else meant that I had practically nothing to do and could read and play videogames through my 14-hour day, and I usually left three or four hours early anyway.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.