Kids shows.  As a parent of two young'uns, I have to watch way too many of them.  And they mostly suck.

Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to create a new children's show... but not just any show.  One destined to warp the minds of as many preschoolers as possible.  It's a dirty job, but I think the minds of Stripcreator can do it.

This comic competition will self-destruct next Thursday.

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I has a flavor!

old:

[Click to view comic: 'The Happy-Time Crab Show']

new:

[Click to view comic: 'The New Calamity Crab Show']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1912']

[Click to view comic: 'Kiddie Show Fakeout']

[Click to view comic: 'CC406: The Clown & Clown & Clown Show!']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Professor Know It All']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

nice contest idea

[Click to view comic: 'cc406: And viewers like you']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'cc406']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Howdy Doody!']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'The Penguin Show']

[Click to view comic: 'The Penguin Show']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC406: The Zombie & Skeleton Show!']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'The Penguin Show']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'cc406: Just because I call Thomas Beatie Pregnant Chad']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'The Penguin Show']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Presents: mandingo's maniacal menagerie']

[Click to view comic: 'Edutainment']

[Click to view comic: 'Grover Gets His Groove Back']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

I just laughed harder than I should be legally allowed to.  At first, I thought, "Nobody's going to beat mandingo."  Then I read choad's.  Then I had an existential crisis.  Then I shot the sheriff.

So mandingo wins.  And I shot the deputy too.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownErici have this bumper sticker hanging over my truck nuts

thanks, UE. i will think of a new contest today or tomorrow and then just to go that extra mile, i will post a new contest based solely on the one i was thinking of. some of you will submit to that new contest. some of you will not. some of you are still back on truck nuts

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what if nigger meant kite

"some of you are still back on truck nuts" 

Truck Nuts? Here in Iowa, that's a Tractor Pull

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

I don't care that this entry is too late and too crappy. I'm listening to Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin''.

"Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world...."

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus' failed childrens TV show ideas']