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matclarke
herpes laden mug

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I told this guy he's a fraud for listing the miles on his car as 11,900. I know he did this to draw more attention to his car even though he explained in the listing that ebay wouldn't allow him to enter the correct milage which is crap...his two responses which had me rolling on the floor...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180309111922&ssPageName=ADME:X:RTQ:MOTORS:1123

 

 DUDE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT IN THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT THE MILES ON THE CAR IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAD ADVERTISED AND BEFORE THE FINAL SALE OF THE CAR IS MADE THE BUYER WILL KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY MILES ARE ON THE CAR CAUSE THE CAR IS STILL AN EVERYDAY DRIVER AND OF COURSE ITS GOING TO HAVE A FEW MORE MILES ON IT BY THE TIME I SELL IT, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE A PERFECT FEEBACK RECORD AND I HAVE NEVER CHEATED OR FRAUDED ANYONE OUT OF ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT AND I WISH TO GOD I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED SO I CAN KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR AND THEN HAVE YOU TELL ME TO MY FACE THAT I'M A FRAUD !!! YOU ARE A FOOL MAN AND A RED NECK MORRON, MY GOD WHAT A FUCK HEAD, WOW!!!! NOW DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN WITH ANYMORE STUPID ASS SHIT CAUSE I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DUM ASS'S LIKE YOU!! WOW JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'VE HEARD IT ALL, WOW!!!!

 

WELL I REALLY HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU THERE MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS, YOU ARE A REAL PIECE OF WORK, FIRST OF ALL YOU DON'T GO AND START REPORTING PEOPLE TO EBAY UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING FACTS TOGETHER AND OR SOMEONE HAS INTENTIONALLY RIPPED YOU OFF OR DONE YOU WRONG IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM !!!  SECOND OF ALL SINCE YOU THINK THAT I AM SOME KIND OF FUCKING FRAUD THEN I WILL GO AHEAD AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOUR DUM ASS.  WHEN I ORIGINALLY LISTED THE FUCKING CAR ON EBAY IN THE FIRST PLACE, EVERY TIME I HAD TRIED TO ENTER IN THE CORRECT MILEAGE IN THE SPOT I WAS SUPPOSE TO ENTER THE MILEAGE IN IT WOULD ONLY ALLOW ME TO ENTER IN 5 DIGITS, FOR SOME REASON IT WOULD NOT ALLOW ME TO ENTER IN THE 6 DIGITS WHICH WOULD OF BEEN THE CORRECT MILEAGE SO THAT IS WHY I HAD WRITTEN  AT THE BOTTOM OF DESCRIPTION THE CORRECT MILEAGE AND HAD EXPLAINED WHY IT DIDN'T HAVE THE CORRECT MILEAGE AT THE TOP OF THE AD BECAUSE THAT WAS TOTALLY EBAY'S FAULT AS TO WHY I COULD NOT ENTER IN THE CORRECT MILEAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT MINE !!!  SO IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST READ MY DESCRIPTION IN THE FIRST PLACE RATHER THAN JUST JUMPING TO A BUNCH OF RETARDED ASS CONCLUSIONS AND REPORTING ME TO EBAY THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE TO BE WASTING MY TIME RIGHT NOW TRYING TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS SHIT TO YOUR DUM ASS!!!!  AND NOW THE REASON WHY IN MY PHOTO OF THE DASH ODOMETER THE MILEAGE READS 117,530 AND IN MY DESCRIPTION IT READS 118,000 IS BECAUSE I STILL DRIVE THIS FUCKING CAR EVERY GOD DAM DAY, BUT IF IT WILL HONESTLY MAKE YOU HAPPY THEN I WILL STOP AND DROP EVERYTHING I'M DOING EVERY FUCKING DAY JUST TO GO OUTSIDE AND SNAP A RECENT UPDATED PHOTO OF THE ODOMETER AND PLUG MY CAMERA BACK INTO MY COMPUTER AND LOG BACK ON TO EBAY TO DELETE THE PHOTO FROM THE DAY BEFORE AND DOWNLOAD THE RECENT UPDATED PHOTO OF THE CORRECT MILEAGE RIGHT DOWN TO THE VERY LAST 10TH OF A MILE AT THAT VERY MOMENT IN TIME THEN I WILL, BUT IF THATS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN I WOULD SUDDJEST YOU GO BACK ON EBAY AND REPORT EVERY LAST FRAUD ASS MOTHER FUCKER LIKE ME ON THERE THATS STILL DRIVING A CAR THAT THERE TRYING TO SELL!!!!!  YOUR NOT GOING TO BUY THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT IT??  IF YOU GO AND READ MY ENTIRE FEEDBACK RECORD AND ALL THE COSTUMERS THAT I HAVE BOUGHT FROM AND SOLD TO OVER THE YEARS THEN THAT RIGHT THERE ALONE SHOULD TELL YOUR DUM ASS THAT I'M NOT NO FUCKING FRAUD ASS MOTHER FUCKER AS YOU CLAIM SO DO ME AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD A HUGE FUCKING FAVOR AND JUST MAKE SURE THAT FROM NOW ON IN THE FUTURE YOU DON'T GO OFF WITH YOUR FLAPPY ASS LIPS BEFORE YOU ENGAGE THAT LITTLE BRAIN OF YOURS, TAKE MY ADVICE IT COULD RESULT IN GETTING YOU IN ALOT OF TROUBLE.  NOW GO ON EBAY AND FIND SOMEONE ELSES CAR THAT ISN'T LISTED DOWN TO THE LAST 10TH OF A MILE AND REPORT THEM, JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR FUCKED UP MISERABLE LITTLE WORLD.
LATER!!!!

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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Somebody needs a nap. And a introduction to morals.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

12-01-08 11:37am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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matclarke

 Heh-heh... he said "go outside"... kekekekeke...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

12-01-08 4:22pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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matclarke

He's not one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

12-01-08 5:34pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I read something about flappy ass lips

12-01-08 6:55pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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i read about those once too in Scientific American. should revolutionize condiment bottles

and my guess is he's not a fraud. his shift key is though

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what if nigger meant kite

12-01-08 9:55pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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eBay Peckerhead

Judging by the volume of stuff he wrote, it looks like writing this is the 'busy' he is every fucking day.   Not even enough time to jack off over a Conan movie in the day, how sad.

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12-01-08 11:23pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

12-02-08 5:41am (new)
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CrustyPussyBlood
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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"FlappyAssLips" was my second choice for a handle.

12-04-08 7:07pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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CrustyPussyBloodit was my first, but she kept slipping out of my hand

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what if nigger meant kite

12-04-08 9:57pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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RED NECK MORRON is my favorite Norman Spinrad novel.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-04-08 10:54pm (new)
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matclarke
herpes laden mug

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And this dolt actually takes a picture while he is scratching the paint...less $500 please...idiots!

 

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/ctd/946030020.html

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12-05-08 11:19am (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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Look man, I'm not a pussy or nothing, but like I didn't realize it was an official inventory reduction sale.  I'm all for joshing around but I think you can get in trouble for interfering with an official one.  My uncle's a cop and he says that makes it some kind of interstate crime so like a felony or something.  I've done my share of sabotaging run-of-the-mill inventory reduction sales, as much as the next guy, i just think we should lay low on this one is all I'm saying.  But whatever I'm no pussy.

12-05-08 3:07pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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pussy.

I wonder, does that wall of words act as a Bondo or primer?  Because that body and paint job probably need it after he's done.  (I know it does not roll back odometers.  That's his job.) 

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12-06-08 11:01pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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I've recently had some twat report my listings for antique miniature liquor bottles, causing them to be removed for 'violations of Ebays liquor and tobacco rules'

Never mind the other 50,000 listings featuring alcohol, just remove my listing for 1.6 ounces of 50 year old bourbon.

Cunt.

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12-08-08 4:07am (new)
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