earthling!

no wait that's the other speech.

Ok... World's Worst #67: WW Greeting Cards. You're not limited to xmas cards. Let you're twisted imaginations go wild. The RUels, [because that's how I will be pronouncing it for the remainder of this contest] are as follows:

1. Only new comix.

2. The cake is a lie.

3. Don't talk with you're mouth full that's just gross.

Extra super double bonus points will be handed out to the person who can set me up in a penthouse suite in Vegas with Hugh Jackman for the weekend.

Addendum: Please disregard everything after rule number one as I am currently off my meds.

Here's one to get you started: Contest Ahoy!

/comics/Hatrix/450863/

Boo to rule number 1. Therefore, here are two comics that are automatically disqualified:

/comics/attitudechicka/446192/

Sorry about RUel number one. ;)

But both of these are excellent! Voted good x2!

/comics/christopher7murphy/450877/

And now we know the answer to the question: What if I held a comic contest and nobody noticed?

I'd make it a tie if it weren't for the RUels because both entries were awesome.

Thanks for playing folks.

Christopher7Murphy is our big winner :D Congrats C7M!