Is anyone out there on fire?  'Cause if so, I just want to say that you get no sympathy from me.  If TV and video games have taught me anything, it's that people usually end up on fire for a good reason.  And anyway, whatever happened to "stop, drop, and roll"?  Too much like work? If you can't be bothered to put forth that much effort to better your situation, then I'm not shedding any tears.  Plus, you people smell bad.  I'd love for someone who is on fire to post here and dispute these points, but they're probably too busy making inarticulate noises and stupid faces like the spaz-tards they are.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I hear most people who are one fire CHOSE to be so.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Don't believe what any fundamentalist christian says, being on fire is not a choice!!! You are either born on fire or not! All those christians out there that are on fire but pretend like they aren't are LYING to YOU and THEMSELVES.  Oh and being gay is a choice. Either way we're all burning in hell!

if being on fire isn't a choice, why are parents who aren't on fire just as likely as those on fire to have a child who's on fire? clearly it's not genetics

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This is even worse than the Facebook Obama April Fool's joke. Better luck next year.

Shit -- I forgot all about April first.  I've wasted the occasion venting some random brain fart of mine again.

Next year, things will be different.  It will be a time that will spoken of down through the ages as the Great Foolening.  You watch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Flaming Homo: brain fart edition']

Zaster

Shit -- I forgot all about April first.  I've wasted the occasion venting some random brain fart of mine again.

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i was going to tell my mom i just got back from the doctor who told me i have ass cancer. but then i worried if i say it then it might come true and that's one thing i don't need. ass cancer

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People who are on fire suck?

 

Well, that's too bad. Who wants a blow job from somebody on fire? No me.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Coincidentally, they just came out with a brain fart edition of Die Hard 3.  It's called 12 Rounds.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was going to tell my mom that a liver donor had just become available.  Then when I gave her the address of the hospital it would actually be a kosher market run by a confused guy named Cyrus.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That was you?

I'm gonna find you, you little bastard.

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ZASTER!!!

Shit shit shit.  Powers of stealth, protect me!

 

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

NooniePuuBunny

this was supposed to be a graphic from Monster Party of the flaming japanese school boy enemies.   To make up for this, here is another picture of an ass:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I <3 retro junk too!

Well Zaster, you'd suck too if your body was consumed in a plasma that required oxygen to continue its existence and thus aggressively consumed it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well when you put it like that, it actually sounds kind of awesome.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

Well when you put it like that, it actually sounds kind of awesome.

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it really does. i wonder if Supercuts would do it

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I'm on fire, and it's Mandingo's fault!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

pita

I'm on fire, and it's Bruce Springsteen's fault.  Hoo-hoo-hooooooooo.

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I has a flavor!

pitaokay, so i set a few avatars on fire, sue me. you don't see Artemis up there complaining. he just renamed his black jesus

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