Boutros Boutros Ghali is so 1990's, biped. It should be Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao greeting us to Flags Of The World with an oddly incongrous voice in perfect English, saying, "Welcome to Flags Of The World. Please choose the flag you would like to appear in your comic."
However, any choice but the Chinese flag would cause Premier Wen to furrow his brow and ask again, "Would you like to make another choice, citizen?" If you persist in choosing any other flag, Premier Wen's brow would unfurrow, but his eyes would tighten, and his still-oddly-incongrous voice in perfect English would say, "Citizen, rejoice! You have been chosen for relocation to one of our most comfortable and benevolent re-education campuses. Please keep your hands where they can be clearly seen by any person about to enter your location."
And then Premier Wen would begin to laugh, "A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha!" And his mouth would fill the screen, showing his clean, whitened teeth as he laughed, "A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha!" And your family would huddle together as you raise your hands, tears of joy streaming down each and every face.
It will be glorious.
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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker