I would like to know someone famous.

If one of you could kindly reveal yourself to be someone famous, I would be eternally grateful. 

Oh, and if you are in fact famous, please be aware I will claim that you and I are BFFs. And are possibly dating. And that you're gay. With me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm Bea Arthur.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

I guess that's alright. You sure you're not anyone MORE famous?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I knew a guy whose best friend was Wayne Newton's barber.

Iv had my face on a cake, so I must be famous.

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Poo perhaps?

"I'll have a piece without the crotch, please."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Few people know this, but I am actually Patrick Stewart, Vin Disel and Bruce Willis.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero

See, now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

DragonXero

Actually, that explains a lot of things.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

DragonXero

You're just bald.

crabby

You're just bald.

And you're just a one-trick pony.  You know, I gained some weight recently.  I lost most of it, but just for shits and giggles you could call me fat too.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero

You're just bald.

And you're just a one-trick pony.  You know, I gained some weight recently.  I lost most of it, but just for shits and giggles you could call me fat too.

I was just making reference to the fact that you pointed out all bald celebrities. I thought we were thinking the same joke and I came out and said it instead of just leaving it to your allusions. Sorry for shitting on your breakfast. I look forward to you not posting again for months.

Crabby, you wouldn't know a joke if it bit you on the dick.  Once it found it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'LL PULL THIS RENAULT OVER

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what if nigger meant kite

When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire. And he was the shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords. It was a bad time for the empire. The shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home. He would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night, the shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father. But they didn't. That was the night everything changed.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'M ROWAN ATKINSON

IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM LOOK ME UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES

^lol

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This... Is... PASTA!!!

Every once in a BM, my turds eerily resemble B2 from Bananas in Pajamas.

in other words they come out yellow and dressed for night night

RCCOLAMAN

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You guys probably all guessed this a long time ago, but yes I am indeed the lead singer of Rusted Root.

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It's grime time.

areallystupidguy

We greatly oppose embedding, it strips us of all our $$$

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It's grime time.