Spock totes destroys the fabric of space-time and inadvertantly erases 40 years of storyline continuity, thus enabling a franchise revamp!

Brilliant!

Thank God. Who doesn't love Star Trek to an idiotic level?

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Spock's mom gets killed.  The entire planet Vulcan gets sucked into a black hole. 

Darth Vader did not actually kill Luke Skywalker's father, He assumed the identity of John Locke and killed Jacob.

The engine room looks like an actual engine room except for the water park ride.

The Wizard is actually a regular guy from our world.

Too far?

Dumbledore dies.

And is gay.

Was gay.

The garden gnome shoots Blackwolf with a pistol.

Harry ends up sleeping with Sally

The Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause aren't real.

And it was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

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boloboffin wrote:
The engine room looks like an actual engine room except for the water park ride.

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I read that the engine room scenes were filmed in a brewery.  A fucking brewery.

Anyway, it looks like shit.

JJ abrams never actually watched star trek, its about actual stars going on an actual trek, sort of like the land before time. I think the sequel will be called "the brave little nebula".

In a plot-line identical to the original franchise, Uhura is going to get nailed by the entire crew over the course of 6 movies.