Yeah.  I'll share but you can't have the yellow watch-like part.  That's all mine.  Do you own a cukoo clock?  I don't.

Food that you wear before you eat it...yeah, that's always been a really good, sanitary idea. 

I haven't had candy cigarettes in about 20 years.  Do they still make them?

Did you just quit cold turkey?

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not_Scyess wrote:
Did you just quit cold turkey?

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I used a patch of candy buttons.

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biped wrote:
Food that you wear before you eat it...yeah, that's always been a really good, sanitary idea. 

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Thats not the best part!  Then, after eating all of the pure sugar candy off, you get to wear the drool covered, food coloring stained stretchy cord that it all came on till it gets all dry and crusty!

Those were the days! :)

Do you also get to wear the edible panties that I came on till they got all dry and crusty?  HA HA HA HA HA!!!  LOL!!!!

I like to chew on the paper cups that come with muffins and cupcakes, i never swallow them though I spit them out, that would be gross...

mmm...paper cup

i swallow

and like famous american david souter, i also eat the entire apple, core, stem and all.

I prepare a pomegranite by cutting off the top and bottom of the rind, then 'scoring' the rind into slices.

I then put it in water for about 10 minutes to soak so that the rind easily peels off.

Finally, I collect the delicious seeds and pour them via funnel into my rectum.

Then I call it a day.

When I am eating strawberries I will bite off the tip and suck the life out of it until its just a floppy piece of red skin, which I then nibble.

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ftc wrote:
When I am eating strawberries I will bite off the tip and suck the life out of it until its just a floppy piece of red skin, which I then nibble.

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That sounds kinky.

I eat my Frosted Flakes my shoving a few fistfuls into my colon, then I dance around a campfire in war paint screaming out all the past Episcapalian presidents to the tune of Yankie Doodle before throwing them into a shelled out coconut and devouring them while perched on a greenhouse filled with old pantyhose.

 I also like to eat the middles out of my Reese's Cups first, but I try not to do it around other people cuz I don't want them to think I'm weird.

I eat kiwis skin and all.

I used to trim the crusts off my sandwiches when I was a kid, but now I like to make heel sandwiches that are ALL crust. 

Also, I eat the stems on carrots, radishes, etc. and I love the potato skins.  I am just so fucking awesome.

sometimes when I'm really starving and there is nothing else to eat I will snack on lots of dried sardines.I just try to ignore the aftertaste and the taste taste.

Jesus they look stinky.

I never heard of dried sardines.  Why eat dried ones when you can eat nice moist ones drenched in mustard?

I never knew a picture off the computer could smell so bad.

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I like to chew on the paper cups that come with muffins and cupcakes, i never swallow them though I spit them out, that would be gross...

mmm...paper cup

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I do that too. It has this great taste that comes with it. 

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I eat my Frosted Flakes my shoving a few fistfuls into my colon, then I dance around a campfire in war paint screaming out all the past Episcapalian presidents to the tune of Yankie Doodle before throwing them into a shelled out coconut and devouring them while perched on a greenhouse filled with old pantyhose.

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Try doing that with NEW pantyhose, its like a different snack really.

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I never heard of dried sardines.  Why eat dried ones when you can eat nice moist ones drenched in mustard?

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 Or hot sauce?

I guess i'm just old fashioned. I eat my dried sardines the way God intended, straight from a bag thats been sitting in the fridge for who knows how long.

I thought moist sardines came before refrigerators on the evolutionary chain.