Yeah.  I'll share but you can't have the yellow watch-like part.  That's all mine.  Do you own a cukoo clock?  I don't.

Food that you wear before you eat it...yeah, that's always been a really good, sanitary idea. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I haven't had candy cigarettes in about 20 years.  Do they still make them?

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I has a flavor!

Did you just quit cold turkey?

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not_Scyess

I used a patch of candy buttons.

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I has a flavor!

biped

Thats not the best part!  Then, after eating all of the pure sugar candy off, you get to wear the drool covered, food coloring stained stretchy cord that it all came on till it gets all dry and crusty!

Those were the days! :)

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Do you also get to wear the edible panties that I came on till they got all dry and crusty?  HA HA HA HA HA!!!  LOL!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like to chew on the paper cups that come with muffins and cupcakes, i never swallow them though I spit them out, that would be gross...

mmm...paper cup

i swallow

and like famous american david souter, i also eat the entire apple, core, stem and all.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

When I am eating strawberries I will bite off the tip and suck the life out of it until its just a floppy piece of red skin, which I then nibble.

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Poo perhaps?

ftc

That sounds kinky.

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I eat my Frosted Flakes my shoving a few fistfuls into my colon, then I dance around a campfire in war paint screaming out all the past Episcapalian presidents to the tune of Yankie Doodle before throwing them into a shelled out coconut and devouring them while perched on a greenhouse filled with old pantyhose.

 I also like to eat the middles out of my Reese's Cups first, but I try not to do it around other people cuz I don't want them to think I'm weird.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I eat kiwis skin and all.

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I used to trim the crusts off my sandwiches when I was a kid, but now I like to make heel sandwiches that are ALL crust. 

Also, I eat the stems on carrots, radishes, etc. and I love the potato skins.  I am just so fucking awesome.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

sometimes when I'm really starving and there is nothing else to eat I will snack on lots of dried sardines.I just try to ignore the aftertaste and the taste taste.

Jesus they look stinky.

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Poo perhaps?

I never heard of dried sardines.  Why eat dried ones when you can eat nice moist ones drenched in mustard?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I never knew a picture off the computer could smell so bad.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

RCCOLAMAN

I do that too. It has this great taste that comes with it. 

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biped

 Or hot sauce?

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I guess i'm just old fashioned. I eat my dried sardines the way God intended, straight from a bag thats been sitting in the fridge for who knows how long.

I thought moist sardines came before refrigerators on the evolutionary chain.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.