As the monkey saga continues in the other thread, here's one without a monkey. Hope you like.

Real Life: 7 Year Bitch by four_legged_tripod 6-22-09

I hate having excema. I wish I didn't itch all the time. I too wish you didn't bitch all the time. I'll go fold out the sofa.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I like the monkey better, but this isn't bad.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I like this one better.  The monkey's getting a bit old.  Not bad, mind you... just waning a tad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the comments.  I'll try to keep the monkey saga from waning.  I have an end in mind and it will come.  I'm just not sure how many more strips will happen for it to come to fruition. 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I like them both. Keep it up

Real Life: Rhyme Time by four_legged_tripod 6-23-09

The word is "shoe." Shoe. Blue. Read me another word. You are such a good rhymer. We need to tell your daddy. One more word. This toy reads, "Made in China." Daddy! Daddy! China Vagina! China Vagina! Aw crap! She's found my Asian porn collection!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Theology by four_legged_tripod 6-25-09

Hey dad, how did the egg hunt become a part of Easter? One week after the crucifixion... Didn't you hear me? I said Jesus has come back! Quick, hide the eggs woman! Hide the eggs! Yeah. And that story can be found in the Gospel According to Bull Crap, right?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Blonde Joke Set to Comic Strip by four_legged_tripod 6-25-09

52! Woo Hoo! 52! Ma'am, I'm sorry but the other customers are complaining about the noise. Oh. Well I'm just really excited. I just completed a puzzle and it only took me 52 days. 52 days? That doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment. I thought it was. The box said "3 to 5 years."

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Bathroom Rules by four_legged_tripod 6-26-09

Hey kid. You didn't wash your hands after you used the bathroom. Yeah, so? In the Army, they taught us to wash our hands after we used the bathroom. Yeah, well in kindergarten, they taught us not to piss on our hands.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

A Zombie's Farewell by four_legged_tripod 6-26-09

My friends and I are mourning the loss of a great celebrity today. If it wasn't for his pasty white face and the way he touched children, millions of people would not have seen us dance and have emulated it. We will never forget Star Search or you, Ed McMahon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Robots Gone Wild by four_legged_tripod 6-29-09

Waz up bee-otch? Bring your sweet ass over here and give daddy some sugar. Yo my brotha! Where the hell's the 40s at? I needs to get my drink on after my night with that skanky ass hoe. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Scene 2, Take 5 What's up with you Mudflap? Where were you all weekend? You look like hell. Uh ... Method acting Skids. Method acting.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

What if Rape Meant Smurf? by four_legged_tripod 7-02-09

Rape you, Jokey Rape! You had no right to rape me without asking my rape-ing permission! Oh shut your rape hole Rape-ette! I'll tell Papa Rape about the other night and he'll rape his foot so far up your rape hole ... Billy? Why is this door locked? Are you jerking off to those Rapes again?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

McPeople's by four_legged_tripod 7-06-09

So, that's one Asian wrap, a Polish sausage, and a Caribbean jerk salad. Will that be all? Yeah. Hey, the people products you use in your food, were any of the females menstruating during slaughter? No sir. All of our people products are clean. We check each female for possible traces of PMS. Good. I'm highly concerned about mad cow disease.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Conspiracy Theory by four_legged_tripod 7-06-09

First off, good work to you all. The amount of celebrity deaths is staggering. You guys have made a difference in changing the whole "celebrity death trifecta" theory. Keep it up! We're killing the high profile celebrities to grab the attention of the world, but um, if we keep this up, won't we be left with reality TV stars and Jessica Simpson? Hmmmm. That does seem like a flaw in the plan, but the orders are from higher up. Keep up the good work boys, keep up the good work!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Stripcreator Newbie by four_legged_tripod 7-10-09

You know, I was thinking of creating a comic strip but I'm not sure how. Can you help? Sure! First you must say penis or boobies a lot. Boobies are good! Great! Then I could randomly change the characters and background when there is no reason to do so. Don't forget to cuss a lot just for cussing sake. Say "suck my cock mother fucker or I'll staple my ass wart to your shithead brother!" especially if it has nothing to do with anything! i cud spel thingz rong, and not, uze, korrect, punkuatun? butt how i end it! @$%^&*(*&^ Go with something intellectual, you know, to get them thinking. Oh, I got it! FART! FART! FART!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Some good stuff, though Id steer clear of stripcreator injokes, its a bit like bird flu, you can make a big deal about it, but in the end no one gets it, and those that do would really have prefered swine flu, for the kudos, n bacon, n that.

Keep up the funny though. 

Got it.  Thanks for the feedback.  I really do appreciate it.

Real Life: Family Bonds by four_legged_tripod 7-13-09

Daddy? Can I have a sucker-- Punch? Daddy! You hit me! What was that about? I know! It's weird! We're so connected that we're finishing each other's sentences.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Family Bonds Alt Ending by four_legged_tripod 7-13-09

Daddy? Can I have a sucker-- Punch? Daddy! You hit me! What was that about? I know! It's weird! We're so connected that we're finishing each other's-- Ass whoopins?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Wipe Out by four_legged_tripod 7-16-09

Do you see what Kevin did all over the rug? What is that? Chocolate pudding? Don't taste that! It's not what you -- Aw, sick! He wiped his shit all over the rug? The boy is 12 years old. Where would he get such an idea? Hey man, I can't help it if you ran out of toilet paper last week.

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Real Life: Four Legged Tripod by four_legged_tripod 7-17-09

Why is our dog named "Tripod"? What do you mean? He has four legs. Only three-legged dogs are named "Tripod". Oh, that. You've seen how your mother drives. It's only a matter of time.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Getting Warmer by four_legged_tripod 1-18-10

It's too cold in our bedroom. Do we have any extra covers? I think there's a quilt and an afghan blanket in the hall closet. I guess I'll sleep with the afghan.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

You should have showed the whey Miss Muffet ate her Kurd in the 3rd panel.

Real Life: Clamming Up by four_legged_tripod 2-08-10

I think I figured out why they put pearls in tampons. It's because clams make pearls and vaginas are sometimes referred to as clams! Oysters make pearls. Not clams. Your theory sucks. Well if you ever want to get inside my clam ever again, you'll not argue with my theories. You know, I was planning on getting you some pearl earrings made by clams for your birthday.

Real Life: Pearls of Wisdom by four_legged_tripod 2-08-10

I just read online that clams DO make pearls, so my theory about there being pearls in tampons because they call vaginas clams does make sense. If you think that bit of information is going to make me more likely to buy your pearl ingested tampons, then you're stupider than I thought.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Behind Closed Doors by four_legged_tripod 3-15-10

We're late honey. Come on. What's taking so long? I'm just flicking the bean. We've talked about this. You can't start doing that right before we have to leave. I'll be out in a minute. Ouch! Cut it out lady! Quit flicking me!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Hocus Pocus by four_legged_tripod 3-23-10

I can make a potion to cure your husband's cancer. I just need you to bring me the blood of a virgin. Great news honey! Sarah started her period today and I got her first used tampon! This scrapbooking shit has gone too far.

Real Life: Scat Cat by four_legged_tripod 5-18-10

What the hell did you do that for?! I thought that was what you wanted me to get you for your birthday. A chili dog?! You thought I wanted you to shit on my chest for my birthday?! Well, that's what I got from the clue you left me. What clue? When you told me you wanted to go camping at Lake Titicaca.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Yes, I agree, scrapbooking is getting way out of hand.

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