This is all a goof. At the funeral Jackson will pop out of his coffin and pop-lock to the sound of Thriller blaring from speakers hidden in the backs of hearses. He's just wasting our time with one of his wacky stunts, that's all.
quote: Zaster wrote:
This is all a goof. At the funeral Jackson will pop out of his coffin and pop-lock to the sound of Thriller blaring from speakers hidden in the backs of hearses. He's just wasting our time with one of his wacky stunts, that's all.
He's still dead! I just saw it on the news! For years the media stalked and ripped this guy at every opportunity. Now they're fawning all over him. What a bunch of phoneys.
I should dig up his skull and... do things to it. Terrible things. How famous would I become were I the man to violate Michael Jackson's skull?
Somebody talk me out of this. I've got a backhoe rental company on the line right now.
I just saw him doing Shakespeare on The Tonight Show earlier this year. When I heard the news, I thought, well, at least he got to be on The Tonight Show before he died.
Florida--"Weird Al" Yankovich, pretend-dead at age 49. Sources at the scene report conflicting details. While EMTs that worked on the faux-pop superstar saying he showed signs of bacardiac arrest, fans said he died "from simply a fart attack". (AP)
OMG! Rep. Peter King called this media hype around Michael's death a distraction from important developments in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and Russia! And that he was a pedophile!