GO, BILLY GO, GO BILLY GO!

Incredibly, I really don't give a fuck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Neither do I.

Isn't that bad?

He may run like Mays, but he hits like shit.

/majorleague'd

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I has a flavor!

We'll always remember his timeless products and his will to just keep making more shit.

Isn't Billy Mays Chuck Norris's alter ego?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He's basically Mario with a beard.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

First Michael Jackson and now the Sey Hey Kid.  Don't any brothers stay black any more?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

attitudechicka

Chuck Norris doesn't have an alter ego.  Chuck Norris' ego alters YOU.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

Chuck Norris doesn't have an alter ego.  Chuck Norris' ego alters YOU.

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WHAT A COUNTRY!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I only knew who he was because of this.

 

 

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I only knew who he was because of this:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

NeoVid

Hhaaha, Same, I was looking on youtube on just saw that and many more, its pretty funny,

Although I do like this one much more. 

It was a bad week for black men who turned white.  First Jackson and now the Sey Hey Kid.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yeah, don't any brothers stay black anymore?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When I put my younger brother in the oven that time, he stayed black.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Poor little boy.

When God make people, some of them he take out of the oven too soon.  These are the white people.

Some of them he take out of the oven too late.  These are the black people.

But some of them, he cook just right.  These...are the gypsies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hahahahhahahaaha

If n = The amount of fuck that you give, then n-1 = the amount of fuck I give.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

this has nothing to do with billy but....

yeah he doesn't have his clamps or a large metal hard-on but so what...