VILLAGE OF JOY HARMON'S GIANT TITS (1967)

Quintessential super-sexy California beach babe Joy Harmon go-go dances in various string bikinis, baby doll nighties, and other skimpy attire in this fun-filled sequel to VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS.  

Returning cast members Tommy Kirk, Beau Bridges, Johnny Crawford, Ronny Howard, Tim Rooney, Bob Random, and Freddie Cannon are all stepped on and smashed flat in the first two minutes as Joy's character, "Merrie", grows to gigantic proportions once again and does the frug, the duck, the monkey, and other popular dances all over the town's populace.  

Popular internet personality "biped" co-stars as "Dildo" Jones, a local spelunker who finds himself in and out of a sticky situation as Joy pumps him for information about a mysterious subterranean treasure in the explosive climax.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd really like to see Jason Statham in a movie called Crank 3:  Just Hanging Out and Taking it Easy for Once.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Titanic 2: Jack's Revenge

"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LET GO"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Saw 12: A New Killer...Again

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Service with a SMILE! HA HA HA HA HA

Leonard, Part 1

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Flinstones Meet South Park

Friday The 13th: Catholic Edtion

There's Something About O.J. Simpson

Osama Bin Laden's Bigoraphy

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Thanks 4 reading

• Barney's Movie Uncensored
• The Turd Man Of Alcatraz
• Star Wars: Intresting Edtion
• Garfield Is Finally Slim

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Thanks 4 reading

When Jean Grey died in X-Men 3, I expected her to come back in the next movie as Phoenix. I'm still hoping to see:

X-Men 4: The Phoenix Saga

I would like to see the last 3 Star Wars movies George Lucas had originally planned to do.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

biped

 YES

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

A movie about John Leguizamo finding a magic sombrero that enables him to fly

Battlefield Earth 2

Battlefield Earth 3

a harry potter movie with kids in it

Conan vs Rambo

Predator vs Alien

some lame-ass drama in which the olsen twins make out for no good reason

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Battlefield Mirth

FactoryRejects

Those two could pretty much be the same movie.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

all of those movies could be the same movie

in a perfect world

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Battlefield Mirth

I would enjoy seeing Two Guys One Biodegradable Cup starring Al Gore and Captain Planet. With special cameo appearances from all the Planeteers.

I wonder how big Al Gore's carbon ass-print is.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Semi-Retirement']

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"Old" is the old new.

CHUD II: Donners Do New York

ET II: Revenge of the Fallen

Dildo Fury- starring Laura Prepon, Megan Fox and Amy Smart

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Kill Whitey.