Hey you!  Stop reading the little preview thingy and click on the cruddy link already, Buttercrud!  TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

Okay, now that we're all here--I have a startling confession to make:

I'm lousy at thinking up ideas for comics contests.

But guess what?  It's almost Halloween!  That means that I can just do a Halloween themed contest!  (pant, pant, pant)

No cute angles--no clever variations on the concept of Halloween--just a plain old fuck-all Halloween theme!  WOO-HOOOOO!!!

Here's an example for you to strive for (don't worry if yours isn't as good as mine--how could it be?)  ;)

My Halloween Comic by biped 10-19-09

FUCK YOU!!! THE END!!! Oh, yeah--Halloween. FUCK YOU, THE END!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ETC.!!!

I will judge this on--you guessed it--HALLOWEEN!!!  YAAAAAAAY!!!  Extra points if you get your entry in before I judge them!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 437: Halloweenis by fpd 10-19-09

Trick or Treat! Oh, I love your Dr. Manhattan costume! Is that real? Please come inside for your treat. We interrupt this strip to protest the filthy, lecherous turn it has taken. Halloween should be about good, clean fun! And candy! Halloween is a time to visit Puff the Magic Dragon and know ecstacy! C'mon, gimme some orange sunshine already! Wow, lady, that treat of yours has turned me gay! You silly foreigners with your bad English! I think you meant to say my treat has made you happy.

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These are only slightly old...

RCL no. 2056 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-09

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'm part of the decoration for the holiday coming up at the end of the month... AH, YES. THE HOLIDAY THAT FALLS ON THE 31st OF OCTOBER IS GARY'S FAVORITE. I can see why a flesh-eating zombie would be a big fan of Halloween. FUCK HALLOWEEN. GARY IS TALKING ABOUT SLOVENIAN REFORMATION DAY. ???

RCL no. 2070 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-09

Did you know they canceled the office Halloween party? Yes. And, I feel as stupid as you do dressing up for nothing... You think YOU feel stupid? I spent $96,000 to look like this! You spent $96,000 for a fairy costume? No. The costume only cost me $39.95... I had to pay an evil scientist $95,960.05 to shrink me down to this size. ???

 

RCL no. 2071 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-09

What do you mean they canceled the office Halloween party? I spent $116,000 for this goddamn get up! You spent $116,000 on a bat suit? No. The bat suit was only $39.95. I paid an evil scientist $95,960.05 to shrink me down to this size! Really? Wait. That leaves $20,000... I spent that on flying lessons.

This one is dumb, but I haven't entered one of these things in a while.

Obviously, A Sand Witch by umfumdisi 10-21-09

How the hell am I going to get off this island? Trick or Treat! Trick or Treat? Uh, here, have a coconut. I should have asked her for a ride.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Halloweenis by deathtoradio 10-21-09

Oh my god, your costume is the best! No your costume is the best! Dude, WTF? I thought we agreed you weren't going to wear that. You agreed I wouldn't wear this, I however just nodded my head and told you to go fuck yourself...in my mind. The punch is alcohol free! Who does that? This party blows. Yep. I will list this as a grievance next Festivus.

Real Life: Puppet Master by four_legged_tripod 10-21-09

How 'bout this one? Would you please stop? This one then. You've got to love this one. Again, I'm asking you to give this up. Would you prefer it if I found some Barbie clothes? Look, just because you pronounce it "Hallo-weenie" does NOT mean your penis needs its own costume!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC437: At a Halloween Party by fpd 10-22-09

Happy Halloween, Hulkster, old boy! I'm not the Hulk. I came as a ripped Brainiac 5, because Suzy is coming to this party as Supergirl. No way, dude! We came to this party as Comet the Superhorse, because we plan to have a wild time with Suzy! Let me warn you about the guy who has his head up your butt. He's either more desperate to make it with Suzy than you are, or he's just where he wants to be, right now. Suzy, I overheard some dweebs at the party saying that you came as Supergirl, but I didn't recognize that white costume you wore. You had sex with me WITHOUT KNOWING I was dressed as POWERGIRL, Supergirl's Earth-2 counterpart?! I feel so cheap and used!

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RCL no. 2074 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-23-09

What in the wide world of pussy farts is going on, Frank? What do you mean, Ralph? This is the thirty-sixth house in-a-row that doesn't have any candy! Well, we are a little early... Are you saying we should come back when it's DARK? I'm saying we should come back when it's HALLOWEEN.

The Visitor by kaufman 10-25-09

Ding Dong Yes? Trick or Treat! Halloween on Mars What are you? That's the scariest costume I've seen all night. Here, let me give you some candy.

When life gives you lemons ... by kaufman 10-25-09

Another successful Halloween. Time to take of my costume ... Ah. That's better. And now to enjoy some of my loot. My lucky day. Those apples contained razor blades. Time for a new look.

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RCL no. 2075 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-25-09

That's your Halloween costume? Yes. And, you're supposed to be..? A penis. What's with the red dots? Herpes.

It's Not the Costume, It's the Attitude by Namgubed 10-25-09

Happy Halloween ... ? Trick or treat, babe. Yes!

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Gus van Sant remakes Tard Boy and Finkelman´s Halloween by DrMorton 10-26-09

Trick or treat? I don´t know. Give me a hint! You suck! Treat it is.

Also the original:

Tard Boy and Finkelman - Halloween (A Tribute) by DrMorton 10-31-07

Trick or treat? I don´t know. Give me a hint! You suck! Treat it is.

CC 437: It's a Dirty Job but Somebody's Gotta Do it ... by 100Faces 10-26-09

Not me, sir! Please. Hey, I did it last year! No chance! I won't. Why does anybody have to? Come on. Someone's gotta be on duty at Halloween. What about you, Edward? Alright, alright. As if one day without death would do any harm. [sigh]

CC 437: On Duty by 100Faces 10-26-09

So what's so bad about Halloween duty? It sucks. Is it 'cause you're missing all the parties and stuff? It's not missing the parties I mind, but not being taken seriously. On the 31st ... Excuse me, Mr. Osbourne, but I think it's time to .... Time to take off that stupid fancy dress, you mean? You're way too old for going trick-or-treating, buddy.

UH OH! These two young studs wore the same costume! by crabby 10-26-09

Shit! We both came to the costume party dressed as firemen! I'm actually not attending the party. I got called to get this cat out of the toilet. I'm a real fireman. I didn't see any firetrucks outside. Well, I'm here for a friend. This isn't offical buisness. Oh, well I just dressed up for the party. Yeah, me too. I just wanted to impress you in hopes I could get you to go into that glory hole stall for me.

Penguin Pranks by four_legged_tripod 10-27-09

Man, that's jacked up. You know your woman is gullible enough to believe anything. I know. But she really wanted to know the origin of the phrase "trick-or-treat" and I had to come up with something. So you told her to put on last year's Halloween costume and go into the city to find the answer? Yeah. I told her to use the magical phrase... If you've got a trick, then I've got a treat! Damn! I can smell this bitch's fishy snatch from here!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Linus 50 Years Later by four_legged_tripod 10-28-09

They thought I was crazy! They'll see. He'll come. hahaha. He will rise from the pumpkin patch, flying through the air, bringing toys to all the good girls and boys. OH MY GOD! You're the Great Pumpkin! You've risen! Hey, look at that. I have risen. Now bend over so I can give you your present!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Left Holding the Bag by four_legged_tripod 10-28-09

Dad, this hobo costume is making me hot and my candy bag is getting heavy. Here, let me hold your sack while you ring this next doorbell. Hey dad? You holdin' my nut sack ain't doin' nothin' for my candy bag situation.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Hell-o-ween by deathtoradio 10-30-09

Trick or treat. Give us some candy douchebags. Give us something good or I'll say you fondled my raisins. We got two on the doorstep. Which ones have razorblades in them? The Kit Kats....wait, no. The Snickers have razorblades. The Kat Kat's just come with a Yanni cd. A Yanni cd? Dude, I'm fucked up, but I'm not a monster.

Judging sometime tomorrow!  Get those fuckin' last-minute entries in!

DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Are you gonna judge this fuckin' thing or not already?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

biped

charlie in the cheese

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Halloween Alternative by FactoryRejects 10-31-09

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? It's Halloween. I know, jackass. I can be Santa Claus for Halloween if I want to. It's a costume. Whatever. So are you going to dress up like the wolfman at Christmas? No. That's retarded.

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