• Elmo's First Mental Breakdown
• South Park's Heartwarming Christmas Special
• Dr. Phil's Anti-Hate Game Show
• Hannah Montana Meets Black Sabbath
• Elmo Pets A Shark
• Jon & Kate Plus 999
• So You Think You  Can Dance? Well, You're Wrong!

• Heros v.s. Momma's Family 
• Fear Factor:  Pre-Natal Edition
• Law & Order & Buscuits

FISHING WITH GREGORY PECK

"Say, Bill...it appears as though you've just caught...a rather large...fish."

COOKING WITH GARY COOPER

"Tonight, we're gonna learn how to rustle up Swedish meatballs.  Yeah.  They're really good.  Really good grub.  Yeah."

AEROBICIZE WITH JOHN HOUSEMAN

"Look at the person on your left.  Now look at the person on your right.  One of you will not make it through this episode.  Now move those butts.  You there, in the horrid leotard.  You're not getting out of here until you've sweated off some of that excess poundage."

• Anderson Cooper 420, dude
• Sex with the City
• Have Gun, Can't Travel
• Pimp My Gimp
• The Contraltos
• Hannity and Bombs, Live!
• Flip this House of Representatives
• Ghost Hunters Institutionalized

And Steve Martin had it right when he said, "the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."

• Twin Peaks 
• Leave it to Beaver 
• Dick van Dyke Show
• Twin Peaks
• Wife Swap 
• The Odd Couple
• All in the Family

also, Twin Peaks

Supergirl

The Adventures of Supergirl

Linda & Comet: The New Adventures of Supergirl

Supergirl: The Animated Series

Midvale

Supergirl & the Legion of Superheroes

Oh, and Supergirl & Her Super Friends

I'd like to see "Supergirl's Super Tits and Ass."

Her ass is above average at best.

• That 2009 Show
• Leave It To Jesus
• Middle Eastern Idol
• Who Murdered Roger Rabbit?

• Who The Hell Doesn't Want To Be A Millionaire?
• Grand Theft Auto Kid's Show
• Smurfs Gone Wild
• How To Go Potty With Charlie Sheen 

The Simpsons finale

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Happy Days 2000: Where are they now?

The Ballad of Jack Tripper: A 3's Company Reunion

Death by Death: The cast of Step by Step reunite for one hour of live infighting and bill paying.

Cash Cows: A show where BBW's fight in a pool of Fonzie impersonators for cash.

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Happy Days 2000: Where are they now?

The Ballad of Jack Tripper: A 3's Company Reunion

Death by Death: The cast of Step by Step reunite for one hour of live infighting and bill paying.

Cash Cows: A show where BBW's fight in a pool of Fonzie impersonators for cash.

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I'd watch all of these ... nude.

Late Night with Anne Hathaway's Tits and Muff.

Manson Family Matters

Grimace Confesses: The Secret Life of a Giant Purple Buttplug

The Marquis de Sade Chronicles

Fuck It, We'll Do This Pro-Censorship Series Live with Bill O'Reilly

Southern Baptists Say the Darndest Things

I LOVED Max Headroom!!!

I'd like to see a battle between Max Headroom and the MCP from Tron.

The Decade of Decadence: An in-depth look at the evolution of day time TV over the last ten years.

What's Happening 2010!  Uh-oh Rerun and the gang are back at it! This time with enough grand kids to make your hair stand up!

Billy Idol wants to make YOU the next Broadway Star! Billy Idol widdles down 1500 applicants down to a final 25 which is then widdled down to a final 10 where in each of the last ten people left will be eliminated and move to the jury house eventually deciding between the last 3 people left and decide which will be the next Broadway star. If Billy Idol disagrees then no one wins. It's complicated, it lasts continuously every night for 52 weeks, it is hard on the contestants, the viewers the network. It isn't reality tv, it is an EXPERIENCE!

Where in the world is George Clinton? Every week travel to a fascinating new location to see where George Clinton has wound up and stay tuned to find out if he can make his way back home!