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User #52448
November 18, 2009 3:50 AM

ok no penises, or vaginal discharge here.

anyone use twitter, i'm trying to start. as it seems to be a good vehicle of communication, especially if your famous and a cunt. 

i'm mattmallone, please feel free to add your twitters here, and we can all be gay together.

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niteowl
January 31, 2011 9:20 AM

I'm not famous, but I'll tweet the occasional wangs/dongs joke.

(I already followed a bunch of you from here. My skills at finding people are skillful)

twitter.com/crocpunch

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boloboffin
January 31, 2011 7:38 PM

@boloboffin

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LuckyGuess
February 2, 2011 6:14 PM

i use tumblr because i'm ironic

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LittleRocker
February 2, 2011 6:30 PM

Brilliant ^

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HCRoyall
February 3, 2011 11:42 AM

quote:

LuckyGuess wrote:

i use tumblr because i'm ironic


Do you often fall prey to the wild tumblbeasts?

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boloboffin
February 3, 2011 10:17 PM

Have tumblr too, but I've only posted a picture of myself there. I was in character for a doofus type role.

 

boloboffin.tumblr.com

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LuckyGuess
February 4, 2011 1:54 AM

quote:

HCRoyall wrote:

quote:

LuckyGuess wrote:

i use tumblr because i'm ironic


Do you often fall prey to the wild tumblbeasts?


All the god damn time.

I followed you, bolo. I am following you.

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boloboffin
February 4, 2011 3:08 PM

quote:

LuckyGuess wrote:

quote:

HCRoyall wrote:

quote:

LuckyGuess wrote:

i use tumblr because i'm ironic


Do you often fall prey to the wild tumblbeasts?


All the god damn time.

I followed you, bolo. I am following you.


Oh, you're that one guy. My global media empire grows!

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Lord_Vodek
February 10, 2011 9:26 PM

I deleted my twitter I always had the paranoid feeling people were following me. I deleted my myspace because there was people inside my personal bubble. I deleted my facebook because I could never erase all the writing on my walls. I HATE CRAYONS

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themushroom
February 13, 2011 11:36 PM

quote:

LuckyGuess wrote:

i use tumblr because i'm ironic


I too am a 17 year old online pansexual who likes Nutella, triangles, and oversaturated photos with meaningless words on them.

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jes_lawson
February 18, 2011 9:28 AM

@JTMBruisedFruit   - and before you ask, that's the name of my cousin's promotional company, not anything to do with any accident I had.

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biped
February 18, 2011 11:14 AM

I'm on Facebook.  What's the difference?

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yuanyelss
February 18, 2011 9:28 PM

I've only posted a picture of myself there. I was in character for a doofus type role....

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lima
February 26, 2011 10:09 AM

I have a Twitter account somewhere. My account name is the Feynman Point followed by the four numbers after it. I'm not sure I've tweeted anything yet, maybe through the embarassment of having the geekiest twitter handle ever.

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boloboffin
February 26, 2011 11:16 AM

quote:

biped wrote:

I'm on Facebook.  What's the difference?


Twitter is a conversation the world is having with itself realtime. It's the CB radio of the Internet.

Everyone can send out messages of 140 characters. All the messages you send out are your Twitter feed.

You can choose to follow other people's feed. Every time they tweet, you will be able to read it on your updating screen. The people you follow over time becomes your Twitter stream, and you can shape it to your own purposes by unfollowing loudmouths and following more cogent commenters (or vice versa if that's what dresses up your furry). Other people can do this with your feed as well.

You can search for keywords, usually preceded by a hashtag, i.e., #porn or #basketball or #MamaToldMeNotToCome. Special hashtags evolve for different subjects. For example, the recent Egyptian revolt was discussed with #jan25 and the Wisconsin union situation is #WIunion.

You can also choose to follow people, and every time they tweet, you can read it on your updating screen. The people you follow over time becomes your Twitter stream, and you can shape it to your own purposes by unfollowing loudmouths and following more cogent commenters (or vice versa if that's what dresses up your furry).

There are also comedy hashtags that pop up. A recent one was #JewishBondFilms, and my stellar contributions were The Schmendrick Who Loved Me and You Should Only Live Twice.

Famous people have Twitter accounts for self-promotion or just general hosing. Who would have thought Stephen Weber would spend hours every day making up the filthiest and most disgusting tweets about any subject available? Who would have thought Jake Tapper has a decent sense of humor? Who would have thought Cloris Leachman would embrace the hashtag #HOTMAWMAW as her own? Well, I would have thought that last one.

You can strike up conversations, pester assholes until they block you, make like comedy, yelp and howl and tweet and whatever. It's Twitter.

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boloboffin
February 26, 2011 11:19 AM

Sorry to repeat a paragraph in that last post.

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biped
February 26, 2011 1:32 PM

Thanks for the description. It sounds a little too socially active for me.

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boloboffin
February 27, 2011 12:54 PM

Eh, you can be as social as you want. You can just follow a bunch of different people to people watch. It's funny to me watching something like the breast milk ice cream story hit different people at different times. Mainly because I find the notion of breast milk ice cream gross and I also find the notion of finding breast milk ice cream gross to be absurd.

But your experience of Twitter is entirely within your control.

 

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ladyjdotnet
March 6, 2011 12:43 PM

@Narcissica

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RCCOLAMAN
March 6, 2011 5:28 PM

I don't use twitter or facebook but i am on last.fm

feel free to friend me or something

http://www.last.fm/user/sidewalkfins

I probably won't ignore your request.

It might actually be a good idea  to start a stripcreator group on there, i'm just not sure how many users here are on last.fm

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kaufman
March 6, 2011 7:39 PM

I have no illusions about how many people really want to hear my 140-character hiccups.

So I spare them from having to actively ignore me.

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ladyjdotnet
March 6, 2011 8:22 PM

quote:

kaufman wrote:

I have no illusions about how many people really want to hear my 140-character hiccups.

So I spare them from having to actively ignore me.


 

I would totally follow you.

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lima
March 14, 2011 6:01 PM

quote:

ladyjdotnet wrote:

quote:

kaufman wrote:

I have no illusions about how many people really want to hear my 140-character hiccups.

So I spare them from having to actively ignore me.


 

I would totally follow you.


I was surpised to see you were following me.

The "Who the fuck is this?!" kind of surprised.

Congrats on being my first follower!

Still working out this twitter lark. 140 characters is fucking ridiculous. I use twice that to say a hello.

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ladyjdotnet
March 18, 2011 9:24 PM

Think of it like comic competitions. It's a constraint within which to operate and still be hilarious. If you can do it in haiku with no one noticing, you get super secret bonus points.

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ladyjdotnet
March 18, 2011 9:50 PM

quote:

biped wrote:

I'm on Facebook.  What's the difference?


This link explains it all:

http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/post/711088/social-media-explained/

 

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kaufman
March 19, 2011 6:59 AM

quote:

ladyjdotnet wrote:

Think of it like comic competitions. It's a constraint within which to operate and still be hilarious. If you can do it in haiku with no one noticing, you get super secret bonus points.


Like competition!

Take as challenge and kick ass.

Do this, grasshopper.

 

Double bonus if they do notice!

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lima
March 19, 2011 7:29 AM

quote:

kaufman wrote:

quote:

ladyjdotnet wrote:

Think of it like comic competitions. It's a constraint within which to operate and still be hilarious. If you can do it in haiku with no one noticing, you get super secret bonus points.


Like competition!

Take as challenge and kick ass.

Do this, grasshopper.

 

Double bonus if they do notice!


 

Ah, hilarity hidden in structure

Kaufman is a comedy vulture

It just goes to show

Despite what we know

There's not only puns in your culture

 

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Brad
March 24, 2011 6:58 PM

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ladyjdotnet
March 24, 2011 7:10 PM

quote:

Brad wrote:

I'm @bradsucks


I R STALKING U NOW

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