The adventures of Robin The Hood and Mary by Lord_Vodek 9-06-09

One fine day... ***** give me your purse...Please? No, no, no, you're doing it wrong you don't ask nicely at the end. Try again. Oh ok. *Ehem* ***** give me your purse. Ok better...now say it like you mean it To be continued... ***** give me your purse! Better...but we need a threat as well

Religous Discussion with Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 9-04-09

The Christian god is a necromancer. How so? He brought Jesus back from the dead I never thought about it like that And that makes Jesus a zombie Woa...heavy **** man

Things you don't say to your inlaws

Millions of my unborn children died on your daughters face !!!!!!!!!

by Lord_Vodek, 4-27-09

The Blue Screen Comedy Club by Lord_Vodek 2-03-09

At the blue screen comedy club satan tries his hand at comedy Why is the mike so far above my head? Very funny guys. That's better now heres a true story for you. I was walking down the street and there was a little girl crying cause her puppy was hit by a car. *chirp chirp* Hahahahahahahaha oh come on that was classic

People you don't want to be trapped on an island with

Hey you sexy beast

by Lord_Vodek, 2-12-09

These are the starting points of my best series'...tell me what you like...what you dislike and don't forget to rate and comment

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Nothing guys? I just want to know what you like and don't like...Don't forget to rate and comment...

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Religous Discussion With Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 12-02-09

I've had a revelation Really? Explain Well athiests don't beleive in God and He's ok with that...Want to know why? Sure tell me Because God doesn't beleive in Atheists Oh my god

My latest comic in the Fang and Raven series I thought you guys would enjoy it

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Religous Discussion With Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 12-02-09

This Is A True Story Well I went to church today Yeah how did it go? Well they said something ironic What's that? Well the youth pastor said "What would you do if you were prosecuted for what you beleive?" I thought it was really ironic considering I was the only Wiccan there...

This one was a true story as mentioned in the comic and was something I found really funny

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I want to like your comics. Most have a good set-up or idea about them, but most of them fail to deliver, punch-line wise. I'm not saying they're bad, but I think you need to work on your...humor.

Few good ones in there. Rated you a solid "Okay"

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Thank you for the input i will work on that i always get these great ideas for comics but then when i get ready to make them either the set up doesn't work or the punchline is hard top put in three panels...

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Lord Of The Nerds by Lord_Vodek 12-11-09

I need a successful seduce check here or I'll never be able to enter the Chamber of Secrets This is a real challenge...I'm gonna drink a whiskey potion for plus 50 to courage Hmm maybe I should drink a potion of charisma to improve my chances as well Just **** me already

Heres a comic from my lastest series Lord Of The Nerds

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Lord_Vodek wrote:

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Lord Of The Nerds by Lord_Vodek 12-11-09

I need a successful seduce check here or I'll never be able to enter the Chamber of Secrets This is a real challenge...I'm gonna drink a whiskey potion for plus 50 to courage Hmm maybe I should drink a potion of charisma to improve my chances as well Just **** me already

Heres a comic from my lastest series Lord Of The Nerds

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 By far the funniest one so far. I agree with the other poster about your punchlines. Some of them are just a little soft. The set up is always pretty good/interesting. I do the same thing sometimes--come up with an "interesting" comic that isn't necessarily funny.

 IMO, punchlines work best in comics where the characters don't totally agree with/understand each other. For example, the nerd trying to have sex is in a completely different world from the girl. Once you have that little difference in the characters, the punchline goes to whichever character you want to "win" the conversation. "Just **** me already" is funny because it totally defeats the nerd's RPG babbling.

 Just my take on things. Hope it helps.

 MKF

Very helpfull glad you liked it i'm always trying to improve

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The Beech by Lord_Vodek 12-14-09

Christ I'm horny Hi I'm Alice Oh sweet jesus let's **** Sorry but no Why not I went Les 45 seconds ago

Your thoughts and opinions?

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RATE THE DAMN COMICS

 

The Beech by Lord_Vodek 12-14-09

Christ I'm horny Hi I'm Alice Oh sweet jesus let's **** Sorry but no Why not I went Les 45 seconds ago

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The punchline for Lord of the Nerds brought the whole thing together.

Well done.

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Kill Whitey.

No ninja wants to be white by Lord_Vodek 12-29-09

White ninja attack! Umm no Why? Because no ninja wants to be white You picked the outfit when we went to walmart...

Rate these damn comics! 0.o

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Only the good ninjas are white?  A slippery slope.

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Smiling on the outside and crying on the inside.

Lord_Vodek wrote:

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No ninja wants to be white by Lord_Vodek 12-29-09

White ninja attack! Umm no Why? Because no ninja wants to be white You picked the outfit when we went to walmart...

 

Rate these damn comics! 0.o

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I rated that one "good."  Nice.

The Smartass in the Trash Can by Lord_Vodek 1-02-10

What are you doing in a trash can? What are you doing playing golf with out clubs? Do you always answer a question with a question? I don't know, Do I? Smart Ass. You caught me.

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Parenting by Lord_Vodek 1-15-10

Real Conversation I got my mom the perfect birthday gift What's that? I sent her The Complete Idiots Guide To Parenting Uh...Don't you think that'll offend her? That's kinda the point

REPLY TO THE DAMN COMICS NEED INPUT JOHNNY FIVE NEED INPUT!

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Modern Warfare 2 by Lord_Vodek 1-15-10

PS3 Gamer Tag is jewpagan I was Playing Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 online the otherday Sweet I love that game Yeah anyway I was one kill away from a tactical nuke and I ran out of ammo with my riot shield How do you run out of ammo with a riot shield? Well I was just saying

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Practicing by Lord_Vodek 1-15-10

AHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you screaming? I'm practicing For what? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Practicing by Lord_Vodek 1-15-10

AHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you screaming? I'm practicing For what? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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This comic is ****ing awesome.

Guitar Hero by Lord_Vodek 1-17-10

Hey put that guitar hero controller back hey can you here me? I hate guitar hero cutouts

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Girls by Lord_Vodek 1-17-10

Ouch I'm in pain Why? Too much sex You are complaining about having sex? No I have blue balls because my girlfriend tied me down then made me watch while she slept with another really hot chick Ouch

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Religous Discussion With Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 1-21-10

Well we haven't had our conversations in a while Yeah so what's the subject today I was thinking Scientology Ok so what's the joke? That was the joke...

Gotta love Fang and Raven :D

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Rate and Comment looking for feedback

Lights, Cameras,...Batteries! by Lord_Vodek 1-25-10

I can't believe you interfaced with my wife I'm sorry! We never meant for it to happen Explain yourself Clango or face the wrath of Tobor! Well one day we were talking she accidently downloaded a few of my iTunes and it was just a blur from there That blur was the Virus you downloaded to her I nev-...Wait...What?

Lights, Cameras,...Batteries by Lord_Vodek 1-25-10

Why couldn't you leave well enough alone it took the Robot Doctor 3 anti-virus packs to clean both me and Toborina's hard drives I never trusted hackers I can't beleive you went to one A robot Soap Opera I thought we were supposed to be best friends Well...I...Uh... Will you stop playing with the screw on your chest and be serious!?!?!?! I can't help it I always play with this screw when I'm nervous

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Lights, Cameras,...Batteries! by Lord_Vodek 1-25-10

What the hell kind of robot are you? A robot Soap Opera If I had any organs you would make me sick! God damnit your batteries ran out again didn't they? I hate Energizer

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