I need to get back in shape on my funneh, so here's some warmups.  Yes, they suck, but here they are anyway:

Training Dayz Wit Noonie by NooniePuuBunny 1-19-10

Now remember, we have to have fun for people to buy shit from us. So be happy and bubbly for the customers when we're selling. Got it? I've got bubbles coming out of my ass, dammit! Thats the spirit!

The Adventures of Benny McCane by NooniePuuBunny 1-19-10

They fired me, so now I'm gonna go all apeshit on their asses! No one fires Benny McCane! DIE YOU HEARTLESS FUCKER!! No. See, you're wearing a red shirt, so YOU die. FUUUUUCK! See? I told you.

The Adventures of Benny McCane (2) by NooniePuuBunny 1-19-10

So I have cancer? How long do I got, doc?! Pretty much. So your life expectancy is anywhere from now to next week. How dare you show a lack of compassion! No one treats Benny McCane like that! Die you heartless FUCKER!!! No, see, you're wearing a red shirt. So YOU die. FUUUCK!!! Next!

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More suck:

Training Dayz Wit Noonie (2) by NooniePuuBunny 1-19-10

Welcome to our meeting. Now, according to Gallery Video corporate, our top priority and most important member is you. This is a lie. Your only purpose is to sell our shit. If you dont sell our shit, you get fired, or else I get fired. I'm not getting fired. So you're gonna sell shit. GET TO IT, BITCH!!!

Training Dayz Wit Noonie (3) by NooniePuuBunny 1-19-10

Engagement is important. Bugging the shit out of our customers causes them to buy our shit cause they dont know how to read fucking signs, so get out from behind the counter and talk to some people. MOVE IT!!!

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These comics caused me to have my name legally changed to Feldmar J. Gloynstetter.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am ecstatic to hear the news.  Joyus Feldspar, with fans like you at the side of my helm, my comics shall take over the world. 

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More Adventures of Chicken For a Dick Man by NooniePuuBunny 1-20-10

If you dont stop looking at my ass, I will shove this chicken up yours. Sideways. So sorry!

"DX" in "Rawk" by NooniePuuBunny 1-20-10

I have a strength you dont! Oh yeah?! Whats that?!! RAWK!!! Any questions?

Driving Me Crazy by NooniePuuBunny 1-20-10

Hum, we got a letter from your mother. OH BOY! I love it when my mom sends me letters. Read it to me! Did you feel those two bumps? No. Just keep driving and dont look back.

Projectile by NooniePuuBunny 1-20-10

Y'know, you might want to get that checked out.

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Transporter Accident Scavenger Hunt

Here's another peice of Jones. Beam me up, Scottie!

by NooniePuuBunny, 1-21-10

Vegas In One Panel

by NooniePuuBunny, 1-21-10

Details. by NooniePuuBunny 1-21-10

I call it abstract expressionism. Looks more like homicide to me.

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I really like Training dayz wit Noonie series! I hope you make some more. I've recently started reading manga again so as I was reading the series I was secretly hoping you would hook up with baconman.

RCCOLAMAN

 Sorry, there is a no fraternization rule at work.  So I cant bring home the bacon.

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Fucking Ninjas by NooniePuuBunny 1-21-10

Ninja stealth skills are all it requires to retrieve the goat. Once I do this, I will be promoted to top shinobi! Utmost concentration, silence, almost there... And that is how Tatami Wasuke died tragically of a heart attack during the ritual of the goat. BIAAAATCH!!

Hooker by NooniePuuBunny 1-21-10

So what kind of hookers do you offer? We offer 31 different flavors of hooker based on your tastes, sir! I'm in heaven! You're like the Baskin Robbins of Hookerdom!

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Yiff Takes Batfuck to a Whole New Level

Your place or mine?

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-06-10

Crack. Whore. by NooniePuuBunny 5-29-10

well? Just because you're the last woman on earth, doesn't mean shit fuck! not even.

Rubber. Chicken.

My anus is bleeding. Nope, still not funny.

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-29-10

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The Adventures of Benny McCane (3) by NooniePuuBunny 5-29-10

My phaser has a funny burning sensation... Bad news, Benny, I've got herpes! Die, you cunting WHORE! No one fucks Benny McCane like that!!! ESPECIALLY with HERPES! No. See, you're wearing a red shirt, so YOU die!!! FUCK! Would have been inevidable anyway. I've got HIV and Hep C too.

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Double Down or Going Down? by NooniePuuBunny 6-01-10

I read the article on that new "Double Down" sandwich at KFC that has fried chicken instead of a bun. Isn't that disgusting?! Tell me about it. Its the most disgusting thing I've seen them output yet. Guys certainly seem to like it though... Wait, I KNOW why guys like it. Its bacon and special sauce sandwiched between two breasts!

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