Making a sixth one now, so I figured I might as well share the whole collection.

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) by Ogyaf 3-22-05

Oggy likes to stay alive... You damn skippy, hippy! ...Dorian likes to set Oggy on fire. Burn, baby, burn!

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) II by Ogyaf 3-31-05

Ogyaf likes to drink water... Mmm... Refreshing! ...Dorian likes to drink Clorox® Bleach I am the Angel of Death. Come with me to your eternal resting-place Oh, man! Not again!

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) III by Ogyaf 6-09-05

Oggy likes to eat cake on his birthday... Mmm... Cake. ...Dorian likes to eat sock puppets on his birthday. (Happy Birthday, Dorian) Mmm... Laundry.

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) IV by Ogyaf 7-24-06

Oggy likes to pay matinee prices to see movies... Now where should I sit? ...Dorian likes to beat up nuns outside of the movie theater Come here, you bitch!

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) V by Ogyaf 2-28-09

Oggy likes to set mice free outside with little harm done to them after catching them in a trap... Run along now. Shoo! ...Dorian likes to torture mice for information after catching them in a trap NOW TELL ME WHO YOU'RE WORKING FOR!!!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

And here's the sixth one:

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) VI by Ogyaf 4-08-10

Oggy like to watch scary movies. Don't go in there! Dorian likes to watch "movies" that Oggy finds scary. Don't go in "there"!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Awesome!! Now if you could just make a new version of the timbertoes...

Ogyaf 

This one is a classic. 

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