Cops I by Beeko180 4-24-10

Do you realise you just blew ten times the legal limit? Of course not Fatty. How many red lights do you think you just passed? I dunno, fifty. Try again. Heaps?

Cops II by Beeko180 4-24-10

How many cars do you think you hit? Gee, I dunno. How many doughnuts do you think you eat? Sir, it's a federal offense to insult a police officer.

Cops III by Beeko180 4-25-10

You hit at least seventeen cars and crashed into a telephone pole. Then who's car is that? That's yours. If I didn't crash into a telephone pole, then who did?

Cops IV by Beeko180 4-25-10

In your car we found three sacks of pure cocaine. What were they doing there? That's easy, I was going to sell them to a friend. Who is this friend of yours? My best friend's 4 year-old son. Goddamnit.

Cops V by Beeko180 4-25-10

What's in that glass you're drinking? I'm not telling you. Tell me. Make me tell you. Why won't you tell me, sir? Because if I tell you, you'll confiscate it.

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Cops VI by Beeko180 4-25-10

Who's car were you driving? I have no idea. Are you implying that you committed grand theft auto? I guess so. You're getting in deeper trouble the more you talk, sir.

Cops VII by Beeko180 4-25-10

We found several unlicensed weapons in your car. What do you have to say about that? I stole them? Sir, most people would be lying at this point.

Cops VIII by Beeko180 4-25-10

Why do you wear those shades anyway, are you blind? I think you're blind. They make me look cool. They make you look cool when you're blind? Shut up.

Cops IX by Beeko180 4-25-10

Sir, we found an infant stuffed in the trunk of your car. Why was he in there? He wouldn't shut up. I beat him senseless but it didn't work, he just started crying instead. I would too, if I was being abused, sir. Whimp.

Cops X by Beeko180 4-25-10

Why did you kick a pedestrian when you climbed out of the vehicle, sir? He got in my way. But you still had to step over him. So? Sir, you are on very thin ice. I don't think you will last very long. A bet you're weight means that I'd last longer than you on thin ice.

 

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Cops XI by Beeko180 4-25-10

Sir, I'm going to let you off with a warning. I love you. Please remove your hand from my thigh.

Cops XII by Beeko180 4-25-10

I was going to let you off with a warning, but now that you've touched my body in a very gay way, I'm going to have to keep questioning you. Is that because you liked it? I bet you liked it. No I did not like it. And would you please tell me what is in that cup. Alcohol. I'm going to have to confiscate that.

Cops XIII by Beeko180 4-25-10

If a red car goes past a blue car at 45 miles an hour which one is moving? The blue car. Did you just randomly pick an answer? Yes officer. Get in the car.

Cops XIV by Beeko180 4-25-10

I said get in the car. How fast can you run? Sir, you're handcuffed to the car.

Cops XV by Beeko180 4-25-10

If you put me in jail, I will come out more powerful than you could ever imagine. Did you just mock Star Wars? Of course I did, Jabba.

 

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