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Ok, so rock stars have been dying lately. Peter Steele, Dio, Pig from Slipknot. It's as if Satan took a holiday this year. So here are the topics I propose for this OPC:

1. Your fav. (or least fav.) artist/band/celebrity/movies star/etc just died.

OR

2. Satan took a holiday this year. 

Make it funny. (optional)

Obligatory juice-flowing competition example:

OPC 49: The Example

Sir, they just wiped out the AIDS virus. DAMMIT! This kinda thing always happens when I decide to take a shit!

by brycekain, 5-24-10

(you don't have to use these characters or background)

Judging shall begin with my music career dies...which should be soon, so get going!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Satan's Vacation

I just got back from vacation, anything interesting happen while I was gone? Sir, I'm sorry to inform you that Ringo Starr died. We had to use your office to house all his fan mail sooooooo... Maybe you'd like to go spend a few more weeks in Detroit while we clean up down here

by crabby, 5-25-10

Satan On Vacation by ragu4u 5-25-10

Finally taking some time off, eh? Yeah, I'm gonna take out the old boat. Where ya going? The River Styx. Oh? Yup. I just love the way my twin outboards pulverize them skulls.

Wasn't this an OPC contest Ragu?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

OPC 49: 3 Doors Down

So this is how Three Doors Down dies.... I'm going down in flames

by Lord_Vodek, 5-25-10

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

OPC #49: Satan Vacations in the Armpit of the World

Hi! I'm from the New Jersey image preservation committee. We're gonna have to ask you to leave, the quality of the air has improved since your arrival.

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-25-10

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Lord_Vodek wrote:

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Wasn't this an OPC contest Ragu?

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crabbyThat's what makes his entry so funny!

Yes, sorry, Ragu. This is a one panel only contest. So I must ask you to phrase your punchline in the form of a funny (one panel funny, that is)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

OPC 49: Celebrity Deathnote

My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way gets his hands on the Deathnote... ...and now, after the deaths of Peter Steele, Ronnie James Dio and Slipknot's Pig, the world asks itself, who is next? How many Y's are in "Marilyn Manson"? Hmmm...

by ZMannZilla, 5-26-10

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

NOW YOU TELL ME  .... what OPC means!!!!!!  I thought it meant only Old, Puckered and Cranky people could enter.   I need a glossary for all these "Capital Letter" contests.  You people need to humor me.  In fact, this site is all about humoring each other.  Ain't THAT funny?

Judging will be soon so get those last minute entries in!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

It was a toss up between Noonie and ZMann. So I tossed up my cookies and the gook spelled out ZmannZilla for the win.

Congrats, Zster. Take it away.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

To paraphrase another dead rock star, "ZMannZilla is the champion, my friends..."

New OPC shortly.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."