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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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I've been on and off StripCreator for several years now so I have no ****ing clue anymore what has and has not been accomplished in these competitions.

So since I won a comic competition for a character with nads for eyeballs, my topic today is juggling.

Juggle whatever you like: your books, chainsaws, your balls, but it must be about juggling in some form or fashion.

Ground rules:

Comics must be funny.

You may post stand alone comics or series.

No more than 10 comics total may be entered.

Photoshop is allowed but not a requirement.

Old comics are allowed if they meet the criterion above.

Please, if you juggle your balls while posting to this thread, for god's sake clean it up after you're done.

Criticism of my winning the previous CC is a bonus, but not required, as long as it involves juggling.

Judgement will commence whenever I feel like, but will most likely happen in a couple of weeks as long as I get enough entries within that time period.

 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

6-21-10 10:40am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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6-21-10 6:25pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 454: Aquapun by kaufman
6-21-10
Hello, is this Ian Anderson, legendary singer and musician from Jethro Tull?
Yes it is. How may I help you?
I'm going to be juggling a bunch of rock star memorabilia. So far I've lined up Bob Dylan's harmonica, Ted Nugent's chainsaw, ...
Madonna's brassiere, Ringo's drumsticks, Pink Floyd's pig, Keith Richards' dad's ashes, ...
Somehow, I knew he'd approve.
And to round it off, I'd like to add your 45 rpm single of "Video Killed the Radio Star". May I add it into the act?
Buggles in the juggle? Well, that's alright by me!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

6-21-10 7:54pm (new)
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edoggydog
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kaufman wrote:

CC 454: Aquapun by kaufman
6-21-10
Hello, is this Ian Anderson, legendary singer and musician from Jethro Tull?
Yes it is. How may I help you?
I'm going to be juggling a bunch of rock star memorabilia. So far I've lined up Bob Dylan's harmonica, Ted Nugent's chainsaw, ...
Madonna's brassiere, Ringo's drumsticks, Pink Floyd's pig, Keith Richards' dad's ashes, ...
Somehow, I knew he'd approve.
And to round it off, I'd like to add your 45 rpm single of "Video Killed the Radio Star". May I add it into the act?
Buggles in the juggle? Well, that's alright by me!


Classic Kaufman! Funny!

6-22-10 11:12am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-24-10 11:37am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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6-24-10 12:11pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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6-27-10 4:34am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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6-27-10 4:46am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC454: She loves me, she loves me not by fpd
6-27-10
In however many years, the Governor will be dead, and he will be where he belongs, in Hell, where he will be tormented by big nad-faced demons, and proactive ones, not just passive-aggressive ones.
Are you saying that the Governor is the moral equivalent of the Pope by paraphrasing Sabina Guzzanti's criticism of him?
Worse. The Pope is repressing people who are not me, for I am not gay, but the Governor had the audacity to favor a nad-faced idiot over me, the greatest one-note character ever.
But aren't you in love with yourself? Doesn't that make you gay by virtue of being the same sex as your true love?
You're right. I am so gay for myself. But I'm not gay. I want all handsome men to service me. But I'm so gay for myself. But I'm not gay. And oh I love myself so much! I want me to have my own babies!
And that's how to make a one-note character's mind juggle.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

6-27-10 5:34pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC454: Arrested by fpd
6-27-10
You're under arrest for juggling, for that's the law, and the law is law.
I would kind of think that balancing myself on a single exercise ball with my feet is the opposite of juggling.
The law defines juggling as a balancing act, which is against the Governor's law, for balanced characters cannot be one-note characters.
You're damn right I'm not a one-note character. I am deep and complex. I juggle all kinds of things in my life: school, work, my secret identity as a superhero, and my many girlfriends.
Ah ha! So you admit it. You're going down, lawbreaker. Because that's the law!
Dude, one-note characters was last contest. This one is about juggling. You don't have to be so one-note anymore, or is that too much for you to juggle in your mind?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

6-27-10 6:10pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC454: The Obscenity that is Nads Malone by fpd
6-27-10
Well, I lost the previous contest, and without the purpose that being a one-note character gave me, life is feeling pretty meaningless. Could things get any worse?
HEYYYY JOHN LAW! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!
You're going down! Hands behind your head! I'm arresting you for indecent exposure!
I CAN JUGGLE 'EM TOO. WANNA SEE?
HEAVENS, NO! It's bad enough to lose to the likes of you! Do not make things worse by making me witness such OBSCENITY!!!
NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME! AND WATCH 'EM FLY!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

6-27-10 6:44pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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6-28-10 4:27pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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kaufman wrote:

CC 454: Aquapun by kaufman
6-21-10
Hello, is this Ian Anderson, legendary singer and musician from Jethro Tull?
Yes it is. How may I help you?
I'm going to be juggling a bunch of rock star memorabilia. So far I've lined up Bob Dylan's harmonica, Ted Nugent's chainsaw, ...
Madonna's brassiere, Ringo's drumsticks, Pink Floyd's pig, Keith Richards' dad's ashes, ...
Somehow, I knew he'd approve.
And to round it off, I'd like to add your 45 rpm single of "Video Killed the Radio Star". May I add it into the act?
Buggles in the juggle? Well, that's alright by me!


The Buggles were Geoff Downes and Trevor Horn. They joined Yes for the Drama album, with Horn replacing Jon Anderson on lead vocals. What does "Video Killed the Radio Star" have to do with Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

6-28-10 8:56pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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6-29-10 3:06am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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cc 454 by ragu4u
6-29-10
What do you call that gurrgling sound you make......
...every time my tits are in your mouth?
Juggling!

6-29-10 7:08am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-29-10 12:51pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Why You Should Never Give Jugglers in Hockey Masks "A Hand" by four_legged_tripod
6-29-10

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

6-29-10 1:09pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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fpd wrote:
What does "Video Killed the Radio Star" have to do with Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull?

I believe the joke was that the Buggles 45 belongs to Mr. Anderson, as Kaufman is juggling the various personal posessions of rock legends.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

6-29-10 3:18pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-29-10 5:05pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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CC454: Also A Tribute To Choadwarrior and NooniePuuBunny by ZMannZilla
6-29-10
Okay, Manky Fanny. We've got to kill that Nads Malone before any more Stripcreator comics out there "get any worse"! Plus you'll be able to get your revenge on him for taking CC453 from you!
Don't worry, we have a secret weapon. She's a Chinese martial arts mastermind with a unique talent that could help you blend in at CC454. Meet your new partner:
Jug Ling!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

6-29-10 10:07pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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6-30-10 11:34am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-30-10 11:45am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-30-10 3:59pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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Judgement will happen Monday, lots of great entries, but still a chance to pull something out of your ass that'll blow everyone away.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

7-03-10 9:04am (new)
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edoggydog
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NooniePuuBunny wrote:

Judgement will happen Monday, lots of great entries, but still a chance to pull something out of your ass that'll blow everyone away.


Did you mean next monday?

7-07-10 9:50am (new)
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