Just for the hell of it.

The Beginning by ObiJo 11-19-01

Mission Control, I am approaching the M-class planet now. Touchdown imminent. Roger that, Robert. All of earth prays for you on this historic day. Opening capsule doors. And with those doors open a new epoch. One in which mankind is no longer alone in the universe. Go for first contact! Where's my planned escort? No matter. I'll grab a seat and wait. Greetings, human!

The End of the Beginning by ObiJo 11-19-01

So you are a member of the Therawoodseet species? Indeed, human. I am Ambassador Ikea. Follow me, please. Hey, hey, hey! I can't run that fast! Damn thing's like a deer.

The Beginning of the Middle by ObiJo 11-19-01

Where the hell did he go? Maybe into that house. Knock Knock Knock. What can I do ya fer...MONSTER! No, you see I'm from another pla SLAM! Get my gun, Martha! I'm fixin' to shoot me a monster! That could have gone better.

The Middle by ObiJo 11-19-01

What in de hell you got on yer head there, Louie? Some stupid hat Susan's making me wear. Says it makes me look taller. Yer so knot-whipped. Don't matter, tho. Let's go get the boys! There's some monster roamin' 'round and we're gonna do something bout it! Do we have to? I wanted to practice my juggling. Do it fer Susan, Louie. You don't want no monster to get her, do ya? Depends on the product life of this hat.

The End of the Middle by ObiJo 11-19-01

Who's knot is it?! It's your knot, Ikea! Give it to me hard! You like that, Martha?! OH GOD, YES! Thanks, sweety, you were great. I better go, though, before your husband gets back from catching that human. Which shouldn't be long. That was one slow biped. If I hadn't orgasmed, I'd almost feel sorry for the little guy.

[Click to view comic: 'The Beginning of the End']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Middle of the End by ObiJo 11-19-01

That was close! Closer than you think. I almost decided to go tantric. What? Nothing, nothing. Look, we're pretty close to the castle, so just hold on and I'll take you there. ________________________Therawoodseet_Castle________________________ This is where our paths part, human. King Roy Loak awaits your arrival inside. Thanks, Ikea. I appreciate both your help and lumbar support.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The End by ObiJo 11-20-01

King Roy Loak? Yes, Robert, come in. I've been expect *COUGH COUGH* I've been expecting you. *COUGH COUGH COUGH* Are you okay, Your Majesty? No, Robert. *COUGH COUGH* I'm afraid I'm not. I'm on my last leg. Is there anything I can do? Commit your species to peace with mine, as I now commit my species *COUGH COUGH* to peace with yours. Oh, and one more thing you can do to help an old Therawoodseet feel young again.

The End of the End by ObiJo 11-20-01

Knock Knock Knock. What can I do ya fer...YOU AGAIN?! Get my gun, Martha! Catch me if you can, footstool! *COUGH COUGH COUGH* Who's knot is it?! Yours, Your Majesty, yours! Don't stop till I'm royally fucked! I'm gonna miss that planet.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You are a very strange man, Obi.

Me like.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I do not have words for how funny I found this.

Damn you for thinking of it first.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That 0\/\/n3d me.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Faboo!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen!

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Dad was flammable

That was both strange and excellent.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I and my furniture enjoyed that very much.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Obijo and Furniture Sex.

I think we have a cult theme here Gentlemen.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks all. I really enjoyed doing it, so I'm glad you liked reading it.

I had originally planned it on being only 3 strips, Beginning, Middle, and End, but by the second cartoon I knew it would be longer, but didn't realize how long. That's why I had to fuck around with the titles on the last three or four, trying to get them all to fit in, as you can kind of tell below.

The Beginning
The End of the Beginning
The Beginning of the Middle
The Middle
The End of the Middle
The Beginning of the End
The Middle of the End
The End
The End of the End

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.